Best Buy Bozo: “Do you want the extended warranty”

Me: “No thanks.”

BBB: “Let me tell you about the extended warranty.”

Me: “I don’t want it thanks. And I don’t have enough money to pay for it.”

BBB: “This is what you get with the extended warranty.”

Me: “Listen, I don’t have enough to pay for the warranty, I don’t want the warranty, I’m really in a hurry, can we pretend I’ve heard it and still don’t want it?”

BBB: “Dude this is a great warranty.”

Me: “I don’t want the warranty. Ring me out. I want to leave. Take my freakin’ money FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!”

Best Buy Manager: “Is there a problem?”

Me: “Yeah, I don’t want the warranty, I can’t afford the warranty, but he won’t accept that I don’t want it, and I just want to pay for my item and leave!”

BBM: “Well you have to let my people do their jobs!”

Me: “So have him take my money.”

BBM: “If you persist, I’ll ask you to leave.”

Me: “So if I keep insisting your employee take my money, you’ll make me keep my money and leave???”

BBM: “Sir, you need to consider-”

Me: “F*** you. Keep the goddamn stereo and stick the warranty up your a$$.”