Archive for October, 2007

GW and Fires »

The Calafornia fires are being blamed, of course, on GW: Global Warming and the president, who, as we know, is to blame for all the global warming in the world. The underbrush is dry from GW, they say, so it burns hotter and makes it difficult to put out the fires.
But wait…why is the underbrush [...]

Pokémon Make Child Happy. Child make Pokémon Very Happy. »

From the Department of Really Bad Design:

Poker – Showing Your Hand »

When you’ve won the pot without going to the showdown, how often should you show your hand? Approximately never.
Poker is a game of incomplete information. The less people know about your playing style the better off you are. Every time you reveal a hand you didn’t have to you’re giving your opponents free [...]

Pediatric Narcs »

When Michael Graham took his daughter to the pediatrician for a routine checkup, he wasn’t expecting that she’d be grilled about his drinking. He didn’t expect the doctor would ask his kid if he and his wife got along well, or if either of them used drugs, or of he made his daughter “feel [...]

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Al Gore Wins Worthless Prize »

The Nobel Peace Prize lost all its value when it was given to Yasser Arafat for taking a brief break from murdering Jews. But just in anyone forgot how worthless it is, they’re reminding us by giving it to Al Gore and the IPCC.
I’ve already said most of what I have to say about [...]

Three Quotes »

“I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to make that down payment [...]

It is now Illegal to Smoke IN YOUR OWN HOME »

In a semi-free country like the US it’s difficult to impose tyranny in one fell swoop. It has to be done slowly, little by little, baby step by baby step. And it’s important that those first few steps seem reasonable.
The first anti-smoker law was passed in the sixties. It demanded smoking and [...]

Is Our Children Learning? »

The AP reported that  Louisiana Republican Sen. David Vitter earmarked $100,000 of our tax money for the Louisiana Family Forum, which is headed by former political cronies.  And what does this fine group do?  They push creationism.
That’s right, our tax money is being used to finance an organization devoted to making kids stupid.  And even [...]

Why I Unsubscribed Your Podcast »

Out of the 60,000+ podcasts out there somehow yours caught my eye. It looked interesting enough for me to add it to my podcatcher and download a few shows. Unfortunately, I’ve removed it from my subscription list, for one or more of the following reasons.
Your show is too long. I don’t [...]

Beware, Sagittarians »

If you’re not extremely skeptical of statistical claims, you should be.
“SAGITTARIANS are 38% more likely to break a leg than people of other star signs — and Leos are 15% more likely to suffer from internal bleeding. So says a 2006 Canadian study that looked at the reasons residents of Ontario province had unplanned stays [...]

Junk Food Defined »

This article, first published in 1990, provides a clear explanation of what should and should not be considered “junk food”.
“The real definition of junk food (or, of any of its synonyms) should recognize the fact that the adjective is applied exclusively to food items that children, and especially teenagers, find appetizing. Thus, codliver oil, despite [...]

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