Archive for January, 2009

More Things Atheists Didn’t Do »

I’ve been collecting these for a while, and there’s so much nonsense and evil done in the name of religion I’m thinking of setting up a separate blog for it.  But until/unless I do, here’s a very incomplete list of things superstitious people have done in the name of their religion, from the silly to […]

Congratulations to Kirsten Gillibrand »

Congratulations to Kirsten Gillibrand on her appointment to the New York senate seat.  Governor Patterson was considering Caroline Kennedy, whose qualification consisted entirely of her last name.  Gillibrand will replace the horrid Hillary Clinton, who carpetbaged her way into the state knowing there were enough stupid people here to vote for her. While I don’t […]

Who Needs a Rhythm Section? »

These musicians have found the cure for drummers who can’t keep time.  Rather than replace them with a soulless drum machine, they get their rhythm from something with more personality: an old tractor, set to idle.  Strangely enough, once the novelty wears off, it actually sounds good.  I’d listen to this as a stand alone […]

How To Fix The Economy »

How to fix the Economy George Bush really, really, really wanted to attack Iraq.  Fortunately for him 9/11 gave him an excuse to ramp up the “war on terror” and go marching in, guns blazing.  The situation gave him the “reason” to do what he wanted to do anyway. Democrats really, really, really like screwing […]

It’s Over »

Finally.  Eight years of incompetence, chicanery, deception, tyranny, and complete disregard for the constitution is finally behind us.  We have awakened from that long, dark nightmare to find ourselves in a warm, soothing bath. In a pot. On the stove.

MLK – The Secret Hair-Do »

I stopped by Hulu for another dose of Babylon 5, and found this on their front page: I never knew MLK once sported a huge, fluffy afro.  But it works for him.

ASHoles site Redecorated »

Action on Smoking and Health is one the most vile anti-smoker organization out there.  They sell kits to help nannies get smokers kicked out of their homes and make custody battles more contentious. They do this with a site almost as ugly as their black, shriveled souls. Last week they made the rookie mistake of […]