Archive for April, 2014

Michael Bloomberg Goes To Heaven »

I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.   – Michael Bloomberg   Michael Bloomberg died and approached the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looked up from a thick […]


Wrong Thinking People Should Not Be Employed »

I’m a strong supporter of gay rights. No, scratch that, I’m a strong supporter of human rights, and last I checked, gay people are human. I’m also certain that 90% of the problems in the world are caused by people who won’t mind their own damn business. How someone amuses themselves with their genitals is […]


Common Core Math Problem »