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		<title>Liz Becton &#8211; I Have a Name For Her</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Hitt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I prefer to be called Dave, not David.  The first time someone calls me David I correct them with one word: &#8220;Dave.&#8221;  If they persist, it&#8217;s not a big deal. Her Royal Highness Elizabeth Becton, the office manager for Rep. Jim McDermot, has a different approach.  She gets snotty, pissy, bitchy, and just when you&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Solution to the Jewish Salt Conspiracy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Hitt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m finding so many stupid things believers do I was thinking of starting a separate blog – Things Atheists Didn&#8217;t Do – to list them.  But the last thing I need is another blog, so I&#8217;ve just made it a category on this one. The only difference between Kosher salt and regular salt is the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PETA Has Found a New Way to be Disgusting.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Hitt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend, who has one of the funniest blogs on the internet, sent me a link to a story about PETA that was too disgusting to even consider writing about. So I considered it. And he considered it. We wrote back and forth about how disgusting it was. It was like a contest between adolescent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something You&#8217;ll Never Need</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Hitt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As an enthusiastic amateur chef I&#8217;m always looking for new food items and kitchen gadgets. Especially gadgets. Some gadgets are handy, some are just fun, and quite a few of them are useless. Recently I found the most useless kitchen gadget ever. Dean &#38; Deluca, purveyors of high priced and overpriced goods, is selling an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catholics go Cuckoo for Crackers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Hitt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of us associate religious whack-jobbery with Christian and Muslim fundies. At first glance it may appear that mainstream Christian denominations have grown up a bit, and are not quite as goofy as the fringes. A mass of wacky catholics have stepped up to correct that misconception. Webster Cook, a student at University of Central [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Florida Fires Teacher for Magic Trick</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 03:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Hitt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quick, which state has the most mouth-breating, slack jawed, drooling morons on their school boards? If you guessed Kansas, Alabama or Mississippi, you might be right. But Florida is doing everything they can to prove they can be just as encephalitic as any of the goober states. Several counties are considering teaching creationism in public [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Homeland Stupidity</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave Hitt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you want to go fishing in any of the Great Lakes, be sure to have your passport. And to fax in all your ID info to customs an hour before you leave. And then visit customs afterward to have your photographs taken, along with a sliver of your dignity. These are new rules to [...]]]></description>
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