{"id":1031,"date":"2010-02-05T00:02:52","date_gmt":"2010-02-05T05:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2010-02-05T00:02:52","modified_gmt":"2010-02-05T05:02:52","slug":"sign-sign-everywhere-a-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/sign-sign-everywhere-a-sign\/","title":{"rendered":"Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those of us who are fond of reality make the mistake of using logic and reason to deal with religious nutters in an attempt to show them their conclusions are flawed.\u00c2\u00a0 (We use the term &#8220;flawed&#8221; because it&#8217;s impolite to use the more accurate term: &#8220;fucking stupid.&#8221;)\u00c2\u00a0 We can be persuaded by logic and reason, so we make the mistaken assumption it can work on them.\u00c2\u00a0 Unfortunately, their mighty shields of impenetrable ignorance can deflect even the most obvious facts.<\/p>\n<p>Anger and outrage are even less effective.\u00c2\u00a0 They are black holes of anger and outrage, and so any more directed at them just gets sucked into their own dark core \u00e2\u20ac\u201c it feeds them.<\/p>\n<p>There is a weapon, though, that they simply can&#8217;t handle \u00e2\u20ac\u201c ridicule.\u00c2\u00a0 The most obvious example was the Dutch cartoons that resulted in thousands of Muslims going on murderous riots and rampages \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and they&#8217;re still trying to kill the cartoonists.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Fortunately for us, most fundy Christians aren&#8217;t as violent as fundy Muslims, so we can have some serious fun at their expense without the serious consequences of being attacked by seriously pissed-off followers the eternally angry Allah.<\/p>\n<p>Alleged homosexual Fred Phelps provides us with a perfect test bed for nutter containment.\u00c2\u00a0 Normal citizens have reacted to his insanity by blocking his protests with fire trucks, motorcycle brigades, their own signs, and passing laws restricting protests at military funerals.\u00c2\u00a0 (I think it says a lot about us that he hasn&#8217;t been beaten to a bloody pulp.\u00c2\u00a0 Not even once.)\u00c2\u00a0 But when he showed up outside Twitter&#8217;s offices in San Francisco to protest, well, everything in the city, he was met by a counter protest of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asylum.com\/2010\/01\/29\/westboro-baptist-church-protests-gets-protested-outside-twitter\/\">signs even more bizarre and ridiculous than his<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>My personal favorite was &#8220;I Have a Sign,&#8221; although &#8220;Bitch Burger&#8221; runs a close second for its pure meaningless surrealism.\u00c2\u00a0 I appreciate people who go out of their way to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/june99\/phonebook.html\">add a little surrealism<\/a> to our lives.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll sometimes debate with religious nutters for my own amusement, getting them to contradict themselves or backing them into corners, but these signs have inspired me to try a different approach.\u00c2\u00a0 The next time I have a chance I&#8217;ll just ask them, as seriously as I can, &#8220;Do you think Martians like pancakes?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 It makes just as much sense as what they&#8217;re saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those of us who are fond of reality make the mistake of using logic and reason to deal with religious nutters in an attempt to show them their conclusions are flawed.\u00c2\u00a0 (We use the term &#8220;flawed&#8221; because it&#8217;s impolite to use the more accurate term: &#8220;fucking stupid.&#8221;)\u00c2\u00a0 We can be persuaded by logic and reason, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1134,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions\/1134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}