{"id":114,"date":"2008-03-20T00:35:37","date_gmt":"2008-03-20T04:35:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2008\/03\/20\/florida-lawmakers-go-into-the-crapper\/"},"modified":"2008-03-20T00:35:37","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T04:35:37","slug":"florida-lawmakers-go-into-the-crapper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/florida-lawmakers-go-into-the-crapper\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida Lawmakers Go Into the Crapper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People who despise the nanny state will sometimes say, &#8220;pretty soon the government is going tell us how to wipe our ass.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Florida has come one step closer to making that a reality, with a <a href=\"http:\/\/cbs4.com\/local\/legislature.toilet.paper.2.675445.html\" target=\"_blank\">proposed law<\/a> mandating that restaurants always have enough toilet paper on hand.\u00c2\u00a0 But they aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t defining &#8220;enough.&#8221; Would this mean that greasy spoons, chili parlors and Taco Bells must legally have more T. P. available than, say, a steak house?<\/p>\n<p>If this passes the next step is inevitable.\u00c2\u00a0 In a few years Floridians will will see a new notice under the &#8220;Employee&#8217;s Must Wash Hands&#8221; sign:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/wipe.jpg\" title=\"wipe.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/wipe.jpg\" alt=\"wipe.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People who despise the nanny state will sometimes say, &#8220;pretty soon the government is going tell us how to wipe our ass.&#8221; Florida has come one step closer to making that a reality, with a proposed law mandating that restaurants always have enough toilet paper on hand.\u00c2\u00a0 But they aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t defining &#8220;enough.&#8221; Would this mean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}