{"id":1277,"date":"2010-08-31T21:47:32","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T02:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=1277"},"modified":"2010-08-31T21:48:45","modified_gmt":"2010-09-01T02:48:45","slug":"1277","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/1277\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Get My Vote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Politicians, I know the only thing you like better than fat payouts from your corporate masters is using that money to buy votes.  My vote isn&#8217;t for sale (although if you offer enough\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6) but there is an easy way to get my vote.  You just have to do one thing.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care what party you belong to.  There isn&#8217;t enough difference between the GOP and the Democrats to bother with and you&#8217;ve rigged the primaries to insure no other party gets a shot, it doesn&#8217;t matter.  I&#8217;ll vote for anyone who does this one thing, even the Greens.  (Although with their deep love of a huge socialist nanny state, I can&#8217;t imagine them doing this.)<\/p>\n<p>So here it is: Give us a list of ten federal government agencies you are going to disband.  Not reduce, not cut back, but completely get rid of.  Revoke whatever laws authorized them, lay off all the &#8220;workers&#8221;, sell the buildings, auction off the office furniture, send their stationary and endless forms to the recycling center and set fire to everything else.<\/p>\n<p>Remember how everything fell apart when Clinton disbanded the Interstate Commerce Commission?  No?  That&#8217;s because there were no ill effects.  Hell, most people didn&#8217;t even notice it was dissolved.  Unfortunately, that dissolution was an anomaly.  What we need is a trend.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even care which agencies you get rid of.  Sure, I have my favorites, but at this point killing any of them, even some of the little ones, would be a good start.  Just be sure to kill them completely dead.  <em>Mostly <\/em>dead isn&#8217;t good enough.  There are too many Miracle Max&#8217;s on Uncle Sam&#8217;s payroll.<\/p>\n<p>The list&#8217;s content is up to you.  I&#8217;d suggest you put at least a few big agencies on it, like the Dept. of Education, the FCC and the BATF, but if you only go with the little ones to start, that&#8217;s fine too.  Just present the list, any list, and devote at least half of your time in D.C. to killing them, and you&#8217;ve got my vote.<\/p>\n<p>And a few tens of millions of others too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Politicians, I know the only thing you like better than fat payouts from your corporate masters is using that money to buy votes. My vote isn&#8217;t for sale (although if you offer enough\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6) but there is an easy way to get my vote. You just have to do one thing. I don&#8217;t care what party [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1281,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions\/1281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}