{"id":1408,"date":"2011-05-04T16:00:38","date_gmt":"2011-05-04T21:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=1408"},"modified":"2011-11-07T10:50:02","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T15:50:02","slug":"another-list-of-things-atheists-didnt-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/another-list-of-things-atheists-didnt-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Another List of Things Atheists Didn&#8217;t Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s yet more entires in the ongoing, and apparently endless, list of Things Atheists Didn&#8217;t Do. Next time someone makes the idiotic claim that\u00c2\u00a0atheists\u00c2\u00a0are more immoral than the\u00c2\u00a0religious, refer to to these handy lists. Everything in them, from the horrific to the hilarious, was inspired by superstition and ridiculous\u00c2\u00a0religious\u00c2\u00a0beliefs,\u00c2\u00a0which don&#8217;t encumber atheists.<\/p>\n<p>We start with &#8220;Moderate\u00c2\u00a0Muslim&#8221; news. \u00c2\u00a0A a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2011\/WORLD\/asiapcf\/03\/29\/bangladesh.lashing.death\/index.html?on.cnn=1\">14 year old girl in Bangladesh<\/a> (a moderate\u00c2\u00a0Muslim\u00c2\u00a0country) was raped. \u00c2\u00a0She was sentenced to 101 lashes, but\u00c2\u00a0collapsed\u00c2\u00a0after the 70th, and died a week later.<\/p>\n<p>The moderate United Arab\u00c2\u00a0Emirates\u00c2\u00a0was kinder to a woman who was gang raped by six men. \u00c2\u00a0They only <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realcourage.org\/2010\/06\/uae-girl-prison-for-rape-victim\/\">sentenced her to one year<\/a> in\u00c2\u00a0prison\u00c2\u00a0for\u00c2\u00a0extramarital\u00c2\u00a0sex. \u00c2\u00a0She avoided a sentence of flogging and life in prison by dropping the charges against her rapists, including the one who laughed at her in court.<\/p>\n<p>Baptists don&#8217;t murder or\u00c2\u00a0imprison\u00c2\u00a0our rape\u00c2\u00a0victims\u00c2\u00a0in the US. \u00c2\u00a0They just ask them if they\u00c2\u00a0enjoyed\u00c2\u00a0it, then make them stand in front of the\u00c2\u00a0congregation\u00c2\u00a0and <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Health\/MindMoodNews\/alleged-rape-victim-accuses-trinity-baptist-church-deacon\/story?id=10806348\">confess their sins<\/a>. \u00c2\u00a0 And when their pregnancy is the result of being raped by a\u00c2\u00a0deacon, well, that must have been God&#8217;s will.<\/p>\n<p>And if you rape a cow in Bali, <a href=\"http:\/\/madnews.wordpress.com\/2010\/06\/14\/man-forced-to-marry-cow-faints-at-wedding\/\">you&#8217;ll have to marry it<\/a> even if it seduced you, to cure the village of\u00c2\u00a0bestiality, but then the cow is drowned. \u00c2\u00a0I&#8217;m\u00c2\u00a0guessing\u00c2\u00a0that&#8217;s followed by a reception where\u00c2\u00a0everyone\u00c2\u00a0is served <em>very <\/em>fresh hamburgers.<\/p>\n<p>In\u00c2\u00a0Tehran the vice police ordered breasts be removed from manikins, resulting in this bizare <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iranian.com\/main\/2010\/jun\/women-no-breasts#comment-306400\">photo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In Washington state a man claimed he led police on a 100 MPH high speed chase to <a href=\"http:\/\/peninsuladailynews.com\/article\/20100702\/news\/307029984\/man-who-led-44-mile-us-101-chase-guilty-defendant-says-he-was\">honor his God<\/a>. \u00c2\u00a0Evidently his God was busy the day of the trial &#8211; he was convicted.<\/p>\n<p>Ever wonder what it&#8217;s like to be finger-banged by Jesus? \u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=BxvCx7WV_fc\">Now you know<\/a>. (NSFW video)<\/p>\n<p>Kids, if you&#8217;re offered a choice between visiting an atheist\u00c2\u00a0neighbor, and a\u00c2\u00a0Christian\u00c2\u00a0neigoboor who makes their own\u00c2\u00a0tattoo\u00c2\u00a0guns with\u00c2\u00a0guitar\u00c2\u00a0strings, you might want to go see the\u00c2\u00a0godless\u00c2\u00a0guy. \u00c2\u00a0He won&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/articles.nydailynews.com\/2010-07-04\/news\/27069011_1_tattooing-child-cruelty-georgia-couple\">tattoo a\u00c2\u00a0cross on you<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In\u00c2\u00a0Kenya Pastor Lucy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pzvw4LZuG2A&amp;feature=player_embedded\">claims to cure people of AIDS<\/a>, (YouTube video) then gives them fake tests and declares them healed. \u00c2\u00a0She says God gives her money.<\/p>\n<p>A GOP backed Punk Rock\u00c2\u00a0Evangelical\u00c2\u00a0Band (no, that&#8217;s not a typo) <a href=\"http:\/\/minnesotaindependent.com\/58393\/gop-linked-punk-rock-ministry-says-executing-gays-is-moral\">praised\u00c2\u00a0Muslims\u00c2\u00a0for murdering homosexuals<\/a>. \u00c2\u00a0The band&#8217;s front man,\u00c2\u00a0Bradlee Dean, said,\u00c2\u00a0\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Muslims are calling for the executions of homosexuals in America. This just shows you they themselves are upholding the laws that are even in the Bible of the Judeo-Christian God, but they seem to be more moral than even the American Christians do, because these people are livid about enforcing their laws. They know homosexuality is an abomination.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Lawmakers in\u00c2\u00a0Louisiana\u00c2\u00a0dealt with the gulf\u00c2\u00a0oil disaster by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2010\/US\/06\/20\/gulf.oil.spill\/\">declaring a day of prayer<\/a>,\u00c2\u00a0which worked <em>really<\/em> well.<\/p>\n<p>Atheists aren&#8217;t known for invading\u00c2\u00a0churches\u00c2\u00a0and\u00c2\u00a0passing\u00c2\u00a0out books by Dawkins or Hitchens, but Father John Parnell claims Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses walked into his church and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wfaa.com\/news\/Its-a-priest-versus-Jehovahs-Witnesses-after-a-FW-altercation-90414909.html\">started handing out their tracts<\/a>. \u00c2\u00a0He also claims they told his daughter, &#8216;You are going to be burned into the eternal fires of Gehenna if you don&#8217;t listen to what I say.&#8221; Bzzzt! Wrong answer, Sparky. \u00c2\u00a0JayDubs (one of the many\u00c2\u00a0derogatory\u00c2\u00a0names for JWs used by ex-JWs like myself) don&#8217;t\u00c2\u00a0believe\u00c2\u00a0in hell, or fires in Gehenna. \u00c2\u00a0Imagine that, a priest making stuff up.<\/p>\n<p>A 15 year old JayDub <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/england\/west_midlands\/8690785.stm\">died<\/a> after refusing a blood transfusion after a car accident. \u00c2\u00a0It&#8217;s\u00c2\u00a0frightening\u00c2\u00a0to think that I would have done the same thing if that happened to me when I was 15. \u00c2\u00a0Doctors should have an automatic right to override the patent&#8217;s wishes in such cases. \u00c2\u00a0This kid deserved a chance to grow a brain later in life.<\/p>\n<p>In\u00c2\u00a0Indonesia\u00c2\u00a037 kids stood on a wire-cable suspension bridge for<a href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/stories\/2010\/06\/07\/2920474.htm\"> a\u00c2\u00a0traditional\u00c2\u00a0good luck\u00c2\u00a0ceremony<\/a>. \u00c2\u00a0It\u00c2\u00a0collapsed. \u00c2\u00a025 of them were lucky enough to be\u00c2\u00a0rescued. \u00c2\u00a012 of them weren&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/logo-fail-catholic-priest.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1420 aligncenter\" title=\"logo-fail-catholic-priest\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/logo-fail-catholic-priest-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/logo-fail-catholic-priest-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/logo-fail-catholic-priest.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/worst-logo-fails-ever\/\">Bored Panda<\/a>: &#8220;This is an actual logo designed in 1973 for the Catholic Church\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Archdiocesan Youth Commission. It even won an award from the Art Directors Club of Los Angeles.&#8221; But maybe this\u00c2\u00a0doesn&#8217;t\u00c2\u00a0belong on the list &#8211; this looks like\u00c2\u00a0something\u00c2\u00a0an atheist might design.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps it was\u00c2\u00a0inspired\u00c2\u00a0by <a href=\"http:\/\/chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress.com\/2011\/05\/classic-stained-glass-window-fail.jpg\">this<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In Pakistan, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/asia\/pakistan\/2660881\/Pakistani-women-buried-alive-for-choosing-husbands.html\">five women were buried alive<\/a> for wanting to pick who they married. \u00c2\u00a0In Turkey, which is also\u00c2\u00a0considered\u00c2\u00a0a &#8220;moderate&#8221; Islamic\u00c2\u00a0country, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/world\/2010\/feb\/04\/girl-buried-alive-turkey\">a 16 year old girl was buried alive<\/a> for the crime of &#8220;talking to boys.&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0 There are about 200 honor killings in Turkey each year.<\/p>\n<p>Remember\u00c2\u00a0the nice view at the public\u00c2\u00a0swimming\u00c2\u00a0pool? \u00c2\u00a0Sorry, folks, it&#8217;s been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1292128\/Swimmers-forced-exercise-darkness-protect-dignity-Muslims-council-blacked-windows.html\">blocked off<\/a> because\u00c2\u00a0someone might look at the\u00c2\u00a0Muslim\u00c2\u00a0women.<\/p>\n<p>Richard Merryman is charged with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsaz.com\/news\/headlines\/Man_Charged_with_Raping_5-year-Old_Boy_119185164.html\">raping a five year old boy<\/a> at a church meeting. Quick Hitts has been unable to confirm the rumor he is also being charged with impersonating a Catholic Priest.<\/p>\n<p>While\u00c2\u00a0Christan\u00c2\u00a0fundies go batshit fighting abortions Scientologists\u00c2\u00a0are\u00c2\u00a0sometimes\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tampabay.com\/news\/scientology\/article1101759.ece\">forced to have them<\/a>, because babies tend to be so damn distracting.<\/p>\n<p>Dr Atiya, the head of al-Azhar&#8217;s Department of Hadith, issued a\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/middle_east\/6681511.stm\">fatwa<\/a> that said if a woman fed a male colleague &#8220;directly from her breast&#8221; at least five times they would establish a family bond and thus be allowed to be alone together at work. He later retracted it, doubtless to the chagrin of\u00c2\u00a0boobie-loving Muslims everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>In Yemen, a 12 year old child bride died of\u00c2\u00a0internal\u00c2\u00a0bleeding caused by being raped by an older man, her husband. \u00c2\u00a0(I don&#8217;t care if they were married, in accordance with Islamic law. \u00c2\u00a0If she&#8217;s 12, and he&#8217;s twice her age, it&#8217;s rape.) \u00c2\u00a0In other words she was\u00c2\u00a0literally\u00c2\u00a0<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2010\/WORLD\/meast\/04\/09\/yemen.child.bride.death\/index.html\">raped to death.<\/a><\/em> Praise be to Allah.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00c2\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1419\" title=\"moandme2_Smoke_avitar\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/moandme2_Smoke_avitar.jpg\" alt=\"Me and the Baby Rapist\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" hspace=\"4\" \/>Pakistani\u00c2\u00a0lawyer is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2010\/06\/17\/zuckerberg_faces_criminal_investigation_in_pakistan\/\">calling for the death of Mark Zuckerberg<\/a> because\u00c2\u00a0he allowed a page on Facebook for &#8220;Everybody Draw\u00c2\u00a0Mohammed&#8221; day. Meanwhile, the woman who suggested it, an American, has moved and changed her name, <em>in America<\/em>,\u00c2\u00a0because\u00c2\u00a0of threats against her life. \u00c2\u00a0 My picture for EDMD is to the left.<\/p>\n<p>While all these are bad things that Atheists <em>didn&#8217;t<\/em> do, there is at least <em>one<\/em> thing Catholics and all atheists with good taste can agree on &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/film\/film-news\/7835639\/Vatican-declares-the-Blues-Brothers-a-Catholic-classic.html\">The Blues Brothers was a great movie<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s yet more entires in the ongoing, and apparently endless, list of Things Atheists Didn&#8217;t Do. Next time someone makes the idiotic claim that\u00c2\u00a0atheists\u00c2\u00a0are more immoral than the\u00c2\u00a0religious, refer to to these handy lists. Everything in them, from the horrific to the hilarious, was inspired by superstition and ridiculous\u00c2\u00a0religious\u00c2\u00a0beliefs,\u00c2\u00a0which don&#8217;t encumber atheists. We start with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,46],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1408"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1418,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1408\/revisions\/1418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}