{"id":16,"date":"2007-06-13T12:26:56","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T16:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2007\/06\/13\/clean-fuel-equals-big-fine\/"},"modified":"2007-06-13T12:26:56","modified_gmt":"2007-06-13T16:26:56","slug":"clean-fuel-equals-big-fine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/clean-fuel-equals-big-fine\/","title":{"rendered":"Using A Cleaner Fuel? How DARE You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Step 1: Spend $1200 to convert your car to run on clean burring, ecologically friendly vegetable oil.<\/p>\n

Step 2: Buy soybean oil from the Cosco, paying 30% more than you would for diesel.<\/p>\n

Step 3: Pay a $2,000 fine<\/a> to Big Brother for daring to go outside the system.<\/p>\n

When government drone tax collector Reggie Little was questioned about this he used that favorite phrase of tyrants everywhere: “We’re not here to hurt the small guy, we’re just trying to make sure that the playing field is level.” <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Step 1: Spend $1200 to convert your car to run on clean burring, ecologically friendly vegetable oil. Step 2: Buy soybean oil from the Cosco, paying 30% more than you would for diesel. Step 3: Pay a $2,000 fine to Big Brother for daring to go outside the system. When government drone tax collector Reggie […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}