{"id":160,"date":"2008-07-06T11:48:56","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T15:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2008\/07\/06\/a-battle-of-wits\/"},"modified":"2008-07-06T11:51:23","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T15:51:23","slug":"a-battle-of-wits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/a-battle-of-wits\/","title":{"rendered":"A Battle of Wits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week Jessica Simpson was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,373822,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">chastised<\/a> by Pamela Anderson for wearing a shirt that said \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Real Women Eat Meat.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Pamela was representing the brain trust PeTA.<\/p>\n<p>When two intellects of this caliber have a philosophical disagreement, it should not be battled out in words. It should be battled out physically, with a wrestling match.  The uniform should be white halter tops and shorty-shorts, and the arena should be a padded pit containing about three inches of baby oil.<\/p>\n<p>Next week: Charlie Manson and David Berkowitz discuss the merits of the recent 2nd amendment decision.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week Jessica Simpson was chastised by Pamela Anderson for wearing a shirt that said \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Real Women Eat Meat.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Pamela was representing the brain trust PeTA. When two intellects of this caliber have a philosophical disagreement, it should not be battled out in words. It should be battled out physically, with a wrestling match. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}