{"id":174,"date":"2008-08-05T22:51:13","date_gmt":"2008-08-06T02:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2008\/08\/05\/whatever-you-do-dont-call-the-cops\/"},"modified":"2008-08-05T22:51:13","modified_gmt":"2008-08-06T02:51:13","slug":"whatever-you-do-dont-call-the-cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/whatever-you-do-dont-call-the-cops\/","title":{"rendered":"Whatever You Do, Don&#8217;t Call The Cops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mace Hutchison, 16, evidently fell off a bridge.  As he laid there with a broken back, the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ky3.com\/home\/video\/25829234.html\">cops tazed him nineteen times<\/a>.  Nineteen!  <\/p>\n<p>What are the odds they&#8217;ll be punished for thier assualt?  Pretty slim.  Hell, they might even get an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bakelblog.com\/nobodys_business\/2008\/07\/medals-for-fuck.html\" target=\"_blank\">award<\/a>!  <\/p>\n<p>Too bad he didn&#8217;t have a car, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theagitator.com\/2008\/07\/21\/st-louis-cops-turn-forfeiture-policy-into-private-car-rental-service\/\">they could have stolen that too<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Protect and serve?  You didn&#8217;t think they were <i>serious <\/i>about that, did you? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mace Hutchison, 16, evidently fell off a bridge. As he laid there with a broken back, the cops tazed him nineteen times. Nineteen! What are the odds they&#8217;ll be punished for thier assualt? Pretty slim. Hell, they might even get an award! Too bad he didn&#8217;t have a car, they could have stolen that too. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}