{"id":207,"date":"2008-08-26T22:55:59","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T02:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2008\/08\/26\/eaten-by-a-bear\/"},"modified":"2008-08-26T22:56:30","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T02:56:30","slug":"eaten-by-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/eaten-by-a-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Eaten By a Bear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A listener responding to the Healthy Kids <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/podcasts\/index.html#kids\">episode<\/a> of the Quick Hitts podcast mentioned kids getting eaten by bears.  This inspired me to Google &#8220;Eaten By A Bear.&#8221;  Here are a few amusing links I found.  <\/p>\n<p>eHow has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ehow.com\/how_2128342_not-eaten-bear.html\">instructions<\/a> on how to avoid it. <\/p>\n<p>This one is worth a click just for the <a href=\"http:\/\/casaubonsbook.blogspot.com\/2007\/09\/is-it-normal-to-let-your-kids-get-eaten.html\">headline<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And although I disagree with sanctimonious slogan of this blog, I thought <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alittleleaven.com\/2008\/02\/obey-or-get-eat.html\">this<\/a> t-shirt was amusing. <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A listener responding to the Healthy Kids episode of the Quick Hitts podcast mentioned kids getting eaten by bears. This inspired me to Google &#8220;Eaten By A Bear.&#8221; Here are a few amusing links I found. eHow has instructions on how to avoid it. This one is worth a click just for the headline. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":208,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions\/208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}