{"id":2121,"date":"2015-04-18T09:29:59","date_gmt":"2015-04-18T14:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=2121"},"modified":"2015-04-18T09:38:10","modified_gmt":"2015-04-18T14:38:10","slug":"a-keyboard-for-progressives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/a-keyboard-for-progressives\/","title":{"rendered":"A Keyboard for Progressives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>PC PC Peripherals is proud to announce their new keyboard. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s specially designed to withstand the rigors of lefty facebooking, tweeting and blogging.<\/p>\n<p>For years our friends have have to replace keyboards with worn out R, A, C, I, S and T keys. Their 1 key wears out even faster, from typing so many exclamation points.<\/p>\n<p>The great minds at PCPCP have created a solution to this nagging problem. Our keyboards are specially designed for far lefties. They feature heavy duty R, A, C, I, S, T and 1 keys! Now you can smear all your opponents without worrying about wearing out your keyboard!<\/p>\n<p>And the future is built in. We&#8217;ve also beefed up the M, O, G, Y, and N keys, so when Hillary or Elizabeth Warren take the oval office, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be able to call anyone who opposes their policies a misogynist over and over again!<\/p>\n<p>You can enjoy this long lasting keyboard for just $69.99. As an added bonus, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll include a free subscription to Mother Jones!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>(See? We can use multiple exclamation points without fear!!!!!!!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PC PC Peripherals is proud to announce their new keyboard. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s specially designed to withstand the rigors of lefty facebooking, tweeting and blogging. For years our friends have have to replace keyboards with worn out R, A, C, I, S and T keys. Their 1 key wears out even faster, from typing so many exclamation [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2121"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2124,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121\/revisions\/2124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}