{"id":2126,"date":"2015-05-20T22:07:09","date_gmt":"2015-05-21T03:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2015-05-20T22:13:23","modified_gmt":"2015-05-21T03:13:23","slug":"the-clue-absorbing-field","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/the-clue-absorbing-field\/","title":{"rendered":"The Clue Absorbing Field"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All of us are wrong about some things, but there is a special subset of humans who are wrong about everything. Politics, science, economics, art, history, human nature, culture, music &#8211; the subject doesn&#8217;t matter. They are predictably, inevitably\u00c2\u00a0and\u00c2\u00a0<em>always<\/em> wrong.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m working on a scientific-sounding theory that explains this\u00c2\u00a0phenomenon. My hypothesis is these people are surrounded by a Clue Absorbing Field. Call it a force field if you&#8217;re into science; an aura if you&#8217;re into woo.<\/p>\n<p>Clues hurled in the direction of normal people sometimes stick and sometimes bounce off. Over time, we accumulate enough clues to get {at least a little} smarter.<\/p>\n<p>But whenever a clue heads in the direction of someone protected by a CAF, said clue is immediately absorbed, dissolved and dissipated before it can make physical contact. No matter how many facts and clues you hurl in their direction, they\u00c2\u00a0have\u00c2\u00a0no effect. The field also sucks any existing clues out of their body and destroys them.<\/p>\n<p>It is possible that this field is not absorptive, but reflective, and approaching clues simply bounce off. Or it could turn out the field doesn&#8217;t really exist, and I&#8217;m just making stuff up. This can only be determined by expensive research.<\/p>\n<p>Since this will have limited commercial application, it obviously should be funded by a government grant. Anyone who thinks this would be the biggest waste of taxpayer dollars needs to get a clue. It&#8217;s not even <a href=\"http:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2014\/10\/22\/wastebook-2014-eight-absurd-government-projects-funded-with-your-money\/\">close<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I estimate $650,000 will be sufficient to fund this important study. This will, of course, be a preliminary study. Once completed, it will be used to justify more extensive (expensive) studies.<\/p>\n<p>I just need to get the grant proposal into the hands of a federal decision maker who is surrounded by a Clue Absorbing Field.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All of us are wrong about some things, but there is a special subset of humans who are wrong about everything. Politics, science, economics, art, history, human nature, culture, music &#8211; the subject doesn&#8217;t matter. They are predictably, inevitably\u00c2\u00a0and\u00c2\u00a0always wrong. I&#8217;m working on a scientific-sounding theory that explains this\u00c2\u00a0phenomenon. My hypothesis is these people are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2126"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2129,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2126\/revisions\/2129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}