{"id":25,"date":"2007-07-10T00:24:13","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T04:24:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2007\/07\/10\/porn-on-main-street\/"},"modified":"2008-01-07T13:38:13","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T17:38:13","slug":"porn-on-main-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/porn-on-main-street\/","title":{"rendered":"Porn on Main Street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;When correctly viewed<br \/>\nEverything is lewd&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; from &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guntheranderson.com\/v\/data\/smut.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Smut<\/a>&#8221; by Tom Lehrer<\/p>\n<p>The City of Keizer, Oregon, put up cement posts to protect pedestrians from traffic.  But some residents are complaining that they look like. . . boys <em>things<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The solution \u00e2\u20ac\u201c they&#8217;re going to fit them with collars and connect them with chains.  No, that won&#8217;t look more suggestive.<\/p>\n<p>If that doesn&#8217;t work the mayor, rather than telling the idiots who are complaining to grow up, is ready to remove and discard the barriers, wasting $20,000 of the tax payers money.<\/p>\n<p>They should be happy they don&#8217;t live in <a href=\"http:\/\/commons.wikimedia.org\/wiki\/Image:Amsterdammertje.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Amsterdam<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Thanks to the members of the <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.randi.org\/forumindex.php\" target=\"_blank\">Jref forums<\/a> for pointing out this story.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;When correctly viewed Everything is lewd&#8221; &#8211; from &#8220;Smut&#8221; by Tom Lehrer The City of Keizer, Oregon, put up cement posts to protect pedestrians from traffic. But some residents are complaining that they look like. . . boys things. The solution \u00e2\u20ac\u201c they&#8217;re going to fit them with collars and connect them with chains. No, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}