{"id":303,"date":"2008-09-27T21:18:10","date_gmt":"2008-09-28T02:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=303"},"modified":"2008-10-02T11:47:22","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T16:47:22","slug":"sara-palin-scares-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/sara-palin-scares-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarah Palin Scares Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">A few years back the game &#8220;Would You Rather\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8221; was inexplicably popular.<span> <\/span>&#8220;Would you rather have needles shoved in your eyes, or eat a dead rat that was rotting in a ditch?&#8221;<span> <\/span>The goal was to come up with the most disgusting selections possible.<span> <\/span>It was stupid, gross and pointless and I refused to play.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Now we have an official version: &#8220;Would you rather have a socialist president <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/superhero.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-304 alignright\" title=\"Sarah Palin Action Figure - Bible Sold Separately\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/superhero.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah Palin Action Figure\" width=\"150\" height=\"273\" \/><\/a>backed by a socialist congress, or a right wing president in bad health with a far far <em>far<\/em> right wing fundamentalist vice president eagerly waiting in the wings?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The vast majority of the problems in the US were directly caused by our government, including the current banking mess.<span> <\/span>Neither candidate is aware of this. Both propose more government to solve all our government created problems.<span> <\/span>It&#8217;s like a drunk saying &#8220;I know what will fix things, more Jack Daniels!&#8221;<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Obama loves big government.<span> <\/span>He believes that every problem can be solved by government intervention.<span> <\/span>With a democratic congress behind him we can look forward to a lot more government, which equates to a lot less freedom.<span> <\/span>Currently the government pays half of the county&#8217;s medical bills.<span> <\/span>He doesn&#8217;t think that&#8217;s enough.<span> <\/span>He wants socialized medicine for virtually everyone.<span> <\/span>We can look forward to heath care that will eventually deteriorate to the level found in VA hospitals.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">But as frightening as that may be, the possible alternative, a Palin presidency, is enough to make the bravest of us quiver like a poodle taking a dump.<span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">She in incapable of learning.<span> <\/span>She still supports abstinence only sex education even though her daughter is living proof that the approach is useless. <span> <\/span>She looks at her daughters growing belly every day and says &#8220;Yep, we need to stick with this program.&#8221;<span> <\/span>If her daughter had been raped, she&#8217;d want the government to force her to bear the rapists child.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Fifteen seconds on Google informs us that the universe is 13.73 <a title=\"1000000000 (number)\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/1000000000_%28number%29\">billion<\/a> years old, +\/- 2%.<span> <\/span>Sarah believes it&#8217;s six thousand.<span> <\/span>She believes that 1.4 million species of creatures all lived within walking distance of Noah&#8217;s house. <span> <\/span>And she wants that nonsense taught in public schools.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">She believes politicians should be able to censor libraries.<span> <\/span>While she never followed through and banned books, the fact that the thought would even <em>occur <\/em>to her is chilling.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">She believes that God wants everything she wants.<span> <\/span>She wants a pipeline, so God wants a pipeline.<span> <\/span>She supports the war in Iraq, and not surprisingly, she knows it&#8217;s God&#8217;s Will.<span> <\/span>This is especially scary coming from an end-of-the world fundamentalist.<span> <\/span>If she wants to attack a country, or even drop a nuke, she&#8217;ll do it knowing it is God&#8217;s Will.<span> <\/span><span> <\/span>It&#8217;s unlikely she&#8217;ll be able to trigger the biblical Armageddon, but that might not stop her from trying.<span> <\/span>It&#8217;s God&#8217;s Will, after all.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">So, &#8220;Would you rather have a socialist president backed by a socialist congress, or an unhealthy right wing president with a far far <em>far <\/em>right wing fundamentalist vice president eagerly waiting in the wings?&#8221;<span> <\/span>The choices are horrible, frightening and retarded, and I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to play.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few years back the game &#8220;Would You Rather\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8221; was inexplicably popular. &#8220;Would you rather have needles shoved in your eyes, or eat a dead rat that was rotting in a ditch?&#8221; The goal was to come up with the most disgusting selections possible. 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