{"id":33,"date":"2007-07-31T21:45:25","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T01:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2007\/07\/31\/no-sex-for-you\/"},"modified":"2008-03-08T17:30:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T21:30:25","slug":"no-sex-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/no-sex-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"No Sex For You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2_images\/veggies.jpg\" title=\"Yuck!\" alt=\"Yuck!\" align=\"left\" height=\"178\" width=\"155\" \/>If you eat meat, neither of these people <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stuff.co.nz\/AAMB4\/aamsz=300x44_MULTILINK\/4147483a6009.html\" target=\"_blank\">will have sex with you.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>They call themselves Vegansexuals, because they wouldn&#8217;t want to call themselves something <em>ridiculous<\/em>, and think they&#8217;re making a point by refusing to have sex with carnivores.<\/p>\n<p>Can you think of a better reason to order a thick, juicy steak?<\/p>\n<p>The woman is the one on the left.  Probably.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you eat meat, neither of these people will have sex with you. They call themselves Vegansexuals, because they wouldn&#8217;t want to call themselves something ridiculous, and think they&#8217;re making a point by refusing to have sex with carnivores. Can you think of a better reason to order a thick, juicy steak? The woman is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,12,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}