{"id":47,"date":"2007-09-20T12:12:44","date_gmt":"2007-09-20T16:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2007\/09\/20\/nicotine-nanny-gnomes-solve-the-profit-puzzle\/"},"modified":"2007-09-20T12:12:44","modified_gmt":"2007-09-20T16:12:44","slug":"nicotine-nanny-gnomes-solve-the-profit-puzzle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/nicotine-nanny-gnomes-solve-the-profit-puzzle\/","title":{"rendered":"Nicotine Nanny Gnomes Solve the Profit Puzzle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Nicotine Nanny Gnomes in have figured a new way to profit on their persecution of smokers.<\/p>\n<p>1. Kick smokers outside.<\/p>\n<p>2. Photograph them smoking outside, eagerly waiting for them to drop a butt \u00e2\u20ac\u201c then <a href=\"http:\/\/icwales.icnetwork.co.uk\/0100news\/0200wales\/tm_headline=big-puffer-is-watching&amp;method=full&amp;objectid=19795262&amp;siteid=50082-name_page.html\" target=\"_blank\">slap them with a big fine.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>3. Profit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Nicotine Nanny Gnomes in have figured a new way to profit on their persecution of smokers. 1. Kick smokers outside. 2. Photograph them smoking outside, eagerly waiting for them to drop a butt \u00e2\u20ac\u201c then slap them with a big fine. 3. Profit!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}