{"id":497,"date":"2008-12-21T20:53:32","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T01:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/armed-robberty-for-dummies\/"},"modified":"2008-12-21T20:53:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T01:53:40","slug":"armed-robberty-for-dummies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/armed-robberty-for-dummies\/","title":{"rendered":"Armed Robberty for Dummies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.listentome.net\/stuff56.php\">This<\/a> article, How to Commit Armed Robbery in Six Easy Steps, is only moderately amusing.&nbsp; Now, if someone were stupid enough to take it seriously, <i>that <\/i>would be funny.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>You can tell from their <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.trutv.com\/dumb_as_a_blog\/2008\/12\/cops-women-down.html\">pictures<\/a> that these three women are not exactly rocket surgeons.&nbsp;  They followed the article&#8217;s advice: &#8220;On a side note, you may want to bring this guide with you in case you get stuck.&#8221; The when the cops caught the brainiacs about a block away from the robbery the article was in their car.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This article, How to Commit Armed Robbery in Six Easy Steps, is only moderately amusing.&nbsp; Now, if someone were stupid enough to take it seriously, that would be funny.&nbsp; You can tell from their pictures that these three women are not exactly rocket surgeons.&nbsp; They followed the article&#8217;s advice: &#8220;On a side note, you may [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":498,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions\/498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}