{"id":555,"date":"2009-01-16T09:28:39","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T14:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=555"},"modified":"2009-01-17T00:09:18","modified_gmt":"2009-01-17T05:09:18","slug":"missing-the-obvious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/missing-the-obvious\/","title":{"rendered":"Missing the Obvious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago I went in for a medical examination, where the doctor boldly goes where no one has gone before.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Prepping consisted of stripping down to nothing but a flimsy hospital gown, lying under a flimsy blanket and getting an IV.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse bringing me from the prep room to the examination room said, &#8220;The halls are pretty cold.\u00c2\u00a0 Would you like a warm blanket?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 I said, &#8220;Sure,&#8221; and she said &#8220;I&#8217;ll get one from the machine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It felt wonderful, warm all over, even better than crawling under an electric blanket on a cold winter night.\u00c2\u00a0 As I was wheeled into examination room I said to the doctor, &#8220;I want to get one of those blanket warming machines.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She said, &#8220;You already have one.\u00c2\u00a0 It&#8217;s called a dryer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago I went in for a medical examination, where the doctor boldly goes where no one has gone before.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Prepping consisted of stripping down to nothing but a flimsy hospital gown, lying under a flimsy blanket and getting an IV. The nurse bringing me from the prep room to the examination room [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":557,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions\/557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}