{"id":614,"date":"2009-02-28T12:35:32","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T17:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/greanpeace-gives-butt-wiping-lessons\/"},"modified":"2009-02-28T12:36:44","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T17:36:44","slug":"greanpeace-gives-butt-wiping-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/greanpeace-gives-butt-wiping-lessons\/","title":{"rendered":"Greanpeace Gives Butt Wiping Lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just in \u00e2\u20ac\u201c using thick toilet paper is worse than driving a hummer or living in a huge house.\u00c2\u00a0 According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/environment\/2009\/feb\/26\/toilet-roll-america\">this<\/a> article:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, no question.\u00c2\u00a0 When examining all the troubles and excess of our age, historians will be concentrating on how we wiped our butts.<\/p>\n<p>If tree-huggers want to sandpaper their anuses with recycled paper, more power to them.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;d suggest they pick a brand that has big chunks of wood in it so they can feel even more smug and self-righteous.\u00c2\u00a0 But if they want to condemn <em>me <\/em>for using a more comfortable alternative, they are cordially invited to kiss my ass.\u00c2\u00a0 And out of deference to their concerns, I won&#8217;t use any toilet paper first.<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" src=\"http:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?x-id=2fc0bb33-d616-4fa6-b7b0-86c365cd1aa0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in \u00e2\u20ac\u201c using thick toilet paper is worse than driving a hummer or living in a huge house.\u00c2\u00a0 According to this article: Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age. Yeah, no question.\u00c2\u00a0 When examining all the troubles and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":616,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions\/616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}