{"id":678,"date":"2009-05-01T12:59:15","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T17:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/lmo-takes-over-the-networks\/"},"modified":"2009-05-02T22:35:47","modified_gmt":"2009-05-03T03:35:47","slug":"lmo-takes-over-the-networks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/lmo-takes-over-the-networks\/","title":{"rendered":"LMO Takes Over the Networks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/worldnetdaily.com\/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&amp;pageId=96138\"><img style=\"max-width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/lmo.jpg\" alt=\"The Lord Messiah Obama\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>When Obama made his Wednesday night speech he asked the four major networks to cover it.\u00c2\u00a0 ABC, CBS and NBC did.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course.\u00c2\u00a0 Fox elected to run it&#8217;s regular programming.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course.<\/p>\n<p>Back in the days before cable and Tivo, when there where only three networks we captured with rabbit ears covered with aluminum foil, I was always annoyed when presidential speeches commandeered every station.\u00c2\u00a0 Why couldn&#8217;t it be on one channel?\u00c2\u00a0 Where was my choice?\u00c2\u00a0 Now it doesn&#8217;t matter so much \u00e2\u20ac\u201c there&#8217;s always something I like on the Tivo.<\/p>\n<p>I was visiting relatives on Wednesday night, and they had The Lord Messiah Obama on in the background.\u00c2\u00a0 I was more interested in our conversation and only listening out of the corner of one ear.\u00c2\u00a0 He was assuring us that the government, who did such a fine fine job with Katrina, had everything under control, advising parents to keep sick kids home from school (duh) and promising that swine flu wouldn&#8217;t interfere with government pork.\u00c2\u00a0 Or something like that.<\/p>\n<p>But the best part of the event was the title of the show Fox ran instead:\u00c2\u00a0 Lie To Me.<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><img class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" src=\"http:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/pixy.gif?x-id=d09e7cc9-d56e-854a-83a3-187888049c37\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Obama made his Wednesday night speech he asked the four major networks to cover it.\u00c2\u00a0 ABC, CBS and NBC did.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course.\u00c2\u00a0 Fox elected to run it&#8217;s regular programming.\u00c2\u00a0 Of course. Back in the days before cable and Tivo, when there where only three networks we captured with rabbit ears covered with aluminum foil, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":680,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions\/680"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}