{"id":69,"date":"2007-11-23T22:51:40","date_gmt":"2007-11-24T02:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2007\/11\/23\/santa-and-the-three-hos\/"},"modified":"2008-01-07T13:35:50","modified_gmt":"2008-01-07T17:35:50","slug":"santa-and-the-three-hos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/santa-and-the-three-hos\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa and the Three HOs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When my kids were little I watched Sesame Street with them, and some of the jokes were obivously aimed at adults. I remember Cookie Monster, sitting in a big leather chair in a library, smoking a pipe and announcing, &#8220;This Is Alastair Cookie, bringing you Monster Piece Theater.&#8221;  My kids didn&#8217;t know why I was laughing &#8211; that joke wasn&#8217;t in there for them.<\/p>\n<p>Some of the original shows have been released on DVDs, but according to this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/11\/18\/magazine\/18wwln-medium-t.html\" target=\"_blank\">article<\/a> (sent to me by Michael Tighe of <a href=\"http:\/\/thecheapstudent.com\" target=\"_blank\">thecheapstudent.com<\/a>) they carry a warning:  &#8220;\u00e2\u20ac\u0153These early \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcSesame Street\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s preschool child.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Cookie Monsters pipe was too offensive.  According to Carol-Lynn Parente, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That modeled the wrong behavior\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201d smoking, eating pipes \u00e2\u20ac\u201d \u00e2\u20ac\u0153so we reshot those scenes without the pipe, and then we dropped the parody altogether.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Oscar was too grouchy.  Parente said, &#8220;\u00e2\u20ac\u0153We might not be able to create a character like Oscar now,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said.<\/p>\n<p>And the pussification of America continues. . .<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it&#8217;s not limited to America.  In Australia, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20071115\/wl_asia_afp\/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat\" target=\"_blank\">Santas are being told<\/a> to say &#8220;ha ha ha&#8221; instead of &#8216;ho, ho, ho&#8221; because someone might misunderstand and think he&#8217;s calling someone a whore.  I&#8217;m sorry, if you&#8217;re that easily offended, if your brain is so poorly developed that you find that offensive, rest assured that we&#8217;re far more offended at your stupidity than you are at this innocuous phrase.  And you&#8217;re probably a ho too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When my kids were little I watched Sesame Street with them, and some of the jokes were obivously aimed at adults. I remember Cookie Monster, sitting in a big leather chair in a library, smoking a pipe and announcing, &#8220;This Is Alastair Cookie, bringing you Monster Piece Theater.&#8221; My kids didn&#8217;t know why I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,15,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}