{"id":74,"date":"2007-12-04T19:14:23","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T23:14:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2007\/12\/04\/for-the-children\/"},"modified":"2007-12-04T19:15:56","modified_gmt":"2007-12-04T23:15:56","slug":"for-the-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/for-the-children\/","title":{"rendered":"For the Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s becoming more and more difficult to write satire in this increasingly bizarre world. As an example, how can you possibly make this headline any funnier:<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20071204\/ts_alt_afp\/usreligioncatholicpedophiliaoffbeat_071204183626;_ylt=AuUFUbYTHrZHyEw_V3.FlEGs0NUE\">Catholic coloring book warns US kids of pedophile priests<\/a><\/p>\n<p>At least, someone on Fark noted, it&#8217;s not a pop-up book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s becoming more and more difficult to write satire in this increasingly bizarre world. As an example, how can you possibly make this headline any funnier: \u00c2\u00a0Catholic coloring book warns US kids of pedophile priests At least, someone on Fark noted, it&#8217;s not a pop-up book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}