{"id":740,"date":"2009-06-10T10:34:51","date_gmt":"2009-06-10T15:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=740"},"modified":"2009-06-10T10:34:51","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T15:34:51","slug":"donkey-poker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/donkey-poker\/","title":{"rendered":"Donkey Poker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was late and I was tired. I wanted to play some poker. But playing when you&#8217;re tired can be very expensive, so I opted for the cheapest games I could find.\u00c2\u00a0 I registered for two $1 Sit and Go&#8217;s, figuring I&#8217;d get $2.50 worth of entertainment out of them.\u00c2\u00a0 I put Pandora on my Jam Bands station and cranked the Klipsch speakers.<\/p>\n<p>I intentionally played like a complete donkey. Raised on connectors in early position, called things I shouldn&#8217;t have, just splashed chips all over the place. At one point I had a V$IP of 58 and PFR of 38 on one table.\u00c2\u00a0 (For those of you unfamiliar with those numbers, it means I was playing and raising about three times more often than I should.)<\/p>\n<p>I busted out fifth on one table, after getting second in chips for a while. I was a big chip leader at the other one (the one with the V$IP of 58).\u00c2\u00a0 I had nearly half the chips at the table, so I went out for a smoke. When I came back I was on the bubble.<\/p>\n<p>Popped the bubble, lost my chip lead, then got it back from someone who was getting tilty. (I can&#8217;t blame him; I would have been ticked to lose money against someone playing as lousy as I was.) The remaining player took most of Mr. Tilt&#8217;s stack. I completed the kill, and both of us were left with pretty even stacks.<\/p>\n<p>What followed was one of the longest, and best, heads up battles I&#8217;ve had in a quite a while. (The other player was also slumming in from higher stakes games.)\u00c2\u00a0 I finally won.<\/p>\n<p>That was the most fun I&#8217;ve had playing poker in a long time, and I made two bucks in the process. I&#8217;ll go back to playing more seriously tomorrow, but I think I&#8217;ll do that a bit more often.\u00c2\u00a0 Sometimes you&#8217;ve just got to donk out and enjoy yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was late and I was tired. I wanted to play some poker. But playing when you&#8217;re tired can be very expensive, so I opted for the cheapest games I could find.\u00c2\u00a0 I registered for two $1 Sit and Go&#8217;s, figuring I&#8217;d get $2.50 worth of entertainment out of them.\u00c2\u00a0 I put Pandora on my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":741,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions\/741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}