{"id":75,"date":"2007-12-09T14:20:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-09T18:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2007\/12\/09\/jews-cause-global-warming\/"},"modified":"2007-12-09T14:39:07","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T18:39:07","slug":"jews-cause-global-warming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/jews-cause-global-warming\/","title":{"rendered":"Jews Cause Global Warming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No matter what the problem is, sooner or later someone will Blame The Jews.  In yet another example why it&#8217;s so difficult to write satire in this world, a group calling themselves &#8220;Green Hanukkah&#8221; is calling on Jews to combat global warming by lighting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cfif.org\/htdocs\/legislative_issues\/federal_issues\/hot_issues_in_congress\/energy\/Climate-Change-Lunatics.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><em>one<\/em> less Hanukkah candle<\/a>.  Each unburned candle will save a whopping fifteen <em>grams<\/em> of CO2.<\/p>\n<p>The founder of &#8220;Green Hanukkah&#8221; says, &#8220;&#8221;the campaign calls for Jews around the world to save the last candle and save the planet, so we won&#8217;t need another miracle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Over the yeas I&#8217;ve heard several Jewish friends admit that Hanukkah is so dull they usually make it to the forth or fifth day before they say &#8220;screw it&#8221; and stop bothering with the ritual.  Little did they know they were saving the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter what the problem is, sooner or later someone will Blame The Jews. In yet another example why it&#8217;s so difficult to write satire in this world, a group calling themselves &#8220;Green Hanukkah&#8221; is calling on Jews to combat global warming by lighting one less Hanukkah candle. Each unburned candle will save a whopping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,8,3,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}