{"id":832,"date":"2009-07-31T09:51:57","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T14:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=832"},"modified":"2009-07-31T19:53:51","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T00:53:51","slug":"they-are-very-small-ducks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/they-are-very-small-ducks\/","title":{"rendered":"They Are Very Small Ducks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes it takes forever for someone to get the <a href=\"http:\/\/emailsfromcrazypeople.com\/2009\/07\/28\/no-pets-clause\/#more-65\">joke<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update: <\/strong>The site is down.\u00c2\u00a0 You can find the same thing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.27bslash6.com\/strata.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes it takes forever for someone to get the joke. Update: The site is down.\u00c2\u00a0 You can find the same thing here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":834,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions\/834"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}