Bill Donahue, of the Catholic League, is trying to get Penn & Teller’s “Bullshit!” canceled<\/a> because they had the audacity to go after the Vatican.<\/p>\n The guy who hijacked a Mexican Jet was not an atheist<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 He did it on 9\/9\/09, because if you turn those numbers upside down, he says, they become 666.\u00c2\u00a0 Well, 6606, actually.\u00c2\u00a0 He’s not a mathematician either.<\/p>\n In France Muslim women are fighting for the “right” to wear “Burkinis<\/a>” in public swimming pools.\u00c2\u00a0 Atheists are willing to wear the normal required swim ware.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Note: the woman in the picture is a Muslim, not a giant Smurf.<\/p>\n Not an Atheist Tattoo<\/p><\/div>\n Are you better off with an atheist bus driver, or a religious one?\u00c2\u00a0 Ask Ed Rivera, who has cerebral palsy.\u00c2\u00a0 He was left on a freezing bus for 17 hours because the driver didn’t want to be late for church<\/a>.<\/p>\n An Australian, who is not an atheist, is convinced Jesus and Mary have appeared in his Lava lamp<\/a>.<\/p>\n In Texas a teacher was suspended<\/a> not only for being an atheist, but also one of them there scary Liberals.<\/p>\n Smart people, which includes atheists, know that homosexuality and pedophilia are two very different things.\u00c2\u00a0 Most pedophiles, even those who go after young boys, are heterosexual in their adult relationships.\u00c2\u00a0 However, the Catholic Church, which is still coddling pedophiles and abrogating their responsibility in thousands of child rape cases, has officially stated that their pedophile priests aren’t really pedophiles.\u00c2\u00a0 They’re gay<\/a>.<\/p>\n Donna Ryder, a former Jehovah’s Witness, has revealed her role in hiding kids from health and social welfare authorities.\u00c2\u00a0 Aided by the church, kids that could have been saved with a blood transfusion were shuttled around the country until they died<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 The kids would have been far better off with atheist parents.<\/p>\n In Wisconsin Dale and Leilani Neumann murdered their child via religious nuttery.\u00c2\u00a0 Their 11 year old daughter had an easily treatable form of diabetes, but these obtuse assholes tried to cure her with prayer instead.<\/p>\n In court the unrepentant father said “I am guilty of trusting my Lord’s wisdom completely.\u00e2\u20ac\u201a.\u00e2\u20ac\u201a.\u00e2\u20ac\u201a.\u00e2\u20ac\u201aGuilty of asking for heavenly intervention. Guilty of following Jesus Christ when the whole world does not understand. Guilty of obeying my God.\u00c2\u00a0 No, moron, you are guilty of murder.\u00c2\u00a0 You could have been charged with second degree homicide.\u00c2\u00a0 At the very least you should have been convicted of criminally negligent homicide, and spent a very long time in jail.<\/p>\n Instead the judge gave each of them the pathetic sentence of six months<\/a> in jail each and ten years probation.\u00c2\u00a0 And if that sentence wasn’t enough to prove his court doesn’t give a rat’s ass about kids, he’s having them serve the sentence a month at a time, one month at a time, over six years He’s staggering the sentence to make it easier for them to take care of their other kids.<\/p>\n Yes, you read that right.\u00c2\u00a0 They’re keeping their other kids.\u00c2\u00a0 They murdered their child but the judge is letting them keep their kids, because they murdered her in the name of God.<\/p>\n Despite numerous stories about religious parents directly causing their kids death, atheist parents are having trouble adopting.\u00c2\u00a0 A couple who were trying to adopt kids had to jump through hoops because they were atheists.\u00c2\u00a0 They did.\u00c2\u00a0 At the last moment Superior Court Judge William Camarata ordered them to send their kid back<\/a> to the adoption agency, declaring she had the right be raised by superstitious assholes like him.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 They are waiting the results of an appeal.<\/p>\n Having trouble selling your house?\u00c2\u00a0 Just bury a statue of Joseph in the front yard<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 Preferably near the mailbox, and upside down, because, well, just because.\u00c2\u00a0 You can buy special Joseph Statues specifically designed for the purpose.\u00c2\u00a0 Unfortunately, it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work for atheists.<\/p>\n In many primitive countries voters dip an index finger in ink after voting, which prevents them from voting twice.\u00c2\u00a0 In Afghanistan the Taliban likes to chop those fingers off<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 Afghanistan also has a law allowing a husband to starve his wife to death if she refuses to have sex with him<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 Praise be to Allah, the merciful.<\/p>\n![\"Not](\"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/jumpingjesus-150x150.jpg\" "\\"Jumping")
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