{"id":93,"date":"2008-02-14T13:25:25","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T17:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/2008\/02\/14\/no-sex-on-valentines-day\/"},"modified":"2008-03-08T17:27:43","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T21:27:43","slug":"no-sex-on-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/no-sex-on-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"No Sex on Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thailand&#8217;s Assumption University (yes, that&#8217;s their real name) asked 2400 teenagers if they were planning on having sex on Valentine&#8217;s day.  27% of them said <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/oddlyEnoughNews\/idUSN1336156420080213?rpc=64&amp;pageNumber=1&amp;virtualBrandChannel=0\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;yeah, maybe.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bangkok police, armed with the knowledge that teenagers never lie, especially about sex, are springing into action.  They&#8217;re going to turn all the lights on at public parks, tell parents to make their kids come home early, and check cheap motels.  They&#8217;ll be sending patrols to parks, restaurants and shipping malls, no doubt practicing the ancient oriental secret birth control technique of jumping out from behind something and shouting &#8220;Hey, stop that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There is no evidence they&#8217;re considered changing city&#8217;s name to something less suggestive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thailand&#8217;s Assumption University (yes, that&#8217;s their real name) asked 2400 teenagers if they were planning on having sex on Valentine&#8217;s day. 27% of them said &#8220;yeah, maybe.&#8221; Bangkok police, armed with the knowledge that teenagers never lie, especially about sex, are springing into action. They&#8217;re going to turn all the lights on at public parks, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,11,19],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}