{"id":980,"date":"2009-12-18T21:17:56","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T02:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/?p=980"},"modified":"2009-12-23T23:48:30","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T04:48:30","slug":"bad-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/bad-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for Christmas, the British Medical Journal is featuring an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heraldsun.com.au\/lifestyle\/the-other-side\/santa-a-health-hazard\/story-e6frfhk6-1225811511670?from=public_rss\">article<\/a> blaming Santa for obesity, speeding, drunk driving, extreme sports, smoking and reckless behavior.<\/p>\n<p>Dr Nathan &#8220;Grinch&#8221; Grills wants to rework Santa into a politically correct image, right down to wearing a helmet and seat belt.<\/p>\n<p>Using a variation of the nannies second favorite chant (if it saves one life, it&#8217;s worth it) he whines\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Santa only needs to affect health by 0.1 per cent to damage millions of lives&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Nutritionist Zoe Bingley-Pullin chimed in to say he should a protected brand that can&#8217;t be used to promote unhealthy food or alcohol.<\/p>\n<p>May these two scrooges be doomed to a lifetime of Christmases&#8217; eating toufurky and drinking warm near beer.\u00c2\u00a0 To the rest of you, Merry Christmas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for Christmas, the British Medical Journal is featuring an article blaming Santa for obesity, speeding, drunk driving, extreme sports, smoking and reckless behavior. Dr Nathan &#8220;Grinch&#8221; Grills wants to rework Santa into a politically correct image, right down to wearing a helmet and seat belt. Using a variation of the nannies second [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":983,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions\/983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.davehitt.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}