You Fool! You have entered the forbidden zone of

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As punishment for your sin you must gaze upon the face of the Hittman:

That should teach you to be more careful.

Now, having paid for your sin, you may go to the home page of The Hittman Chronicle, or to the Table of Contents.

If, by any chance, you were trying to get to a page from another page in THMC then we have screwed up royally, and punished you for our error. We are so embarrassed we'd like to make it up to you by sending you a nice, crisp, ten dollar bill.

First, please let us know which link is broken with a brief E-mail. Then write your name and address on the back of a twenty dollar bill, send it to us, and we'll get your reward in the mail as quickly as we can get around to it.