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The Little Blue Pill Name Three
If Second Hand Smoke kills people, where are the bodies?
The Little Blue Pill Moniker Madness
Congress finally does one honest thing
The Little Blue Pill State of Freedom
Will the Free State Project work?
The Little Blue Pill HomeBody
Why Smoking Ban's Kill Businesses
The Little Blue Pill Now That Was a Party
Notes from the Toronto SARs concert
The Little Blue Pill Digital Follies
Just when you think the recording industy couldn't get any dumber...
The Little Blue Pill Random Recorder
Time/Warner does it again.
The Little Blue Pill Scream Too
Will they ever stop screaming at us?

2002

The Little Blue Pill Turn Turn Turn
Does the media have a right wing bias?
The Little Blue Pill Nanny Nation
Did you really think the nannies would stop at tobacco?
The Little Blue Pill Nicotine Nazis
Hitler would have loved todays anti-smoker movement.
The Little Blue Pill Virtual Vigalanties
The RIAA wants a look at your hard drive.
The Little Blue Pill No Tipping
A nation of finks?
The Little Blue Pill One Nation, Under Gods
Let's force kids to be religous.
The Little Blue Pill Hollywood vs. Americans
Hollywood tells congress "Please Sir, I Want Some More."
The Little Blue Pill White Like Me
PC Preaching Backfires
The Little Blue Pill Dated For Freshness
Should laws last forever?
The Little Blue Pill Telemarketers, Make My Day, Again
New ways to torture the scum of the earth.

2001

The Little Blue Pill Patriot Games
Let's celebrate our freedoms by removing them.
The Little Blue Pill None Should Call it Treason
Ya doesn't have ta call 'em traitors.
The Little Blue Pill Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts jotted down the week following the Attack on America.
The Little Blue Pill Rebuilding the World Trade Center
THMC offers an architectural suggestion.
The Little Blue Pill Free Ride
The Supreme Court just made us all athletes.
The Little Blue Pill Slouching Toward Singapore
Be sure to bring handcuffs for the kiddies.
The Little Blue Pill Borking Lessons
Whose turn to get Borked?
The Little Blue Pill Bottom Fishing
You can count on the EPA to stir up dirt
The Little Blue Pill Get Smart
If being Smartenized® isn't quite good enough for you, THMC offers personalized instruction.
The Little Blue Pill Couch Potato Nirvana
Are we not spuds? We are Tivo!
The Little Blue Pill Economics for Democrats
So simple, even members of congress can understand it
The Little Blue Pill Search Me
THMC shows up in the strangest places

2000

The Little Blue Pill The Party's Over
The real reason the RIAA will lose the battle against on-line music
The Little Blue Pill A Thin Green Shell
What are the Greens really offering?
The Little Blue Pill Hail to The Thief
Just when you think lawyers can sink no lower...
The Little Blue Pill Welcome Hillary
Let's give Ms. Smug the welcome she deserves
The Little Blue Pill THMC Presidential Endorsements
We proudly nominate losers
The Little Blue Pill Mind Your Own Business
We need an old motto on our money
The Little Blue Pill Clueless Kitty
Lawyers and Flying Butt Monkeys fight over a toy cat
The Little Blue Pill The Great Debate Debate
How to prevent anything interesting from happening
The Little Blue Pill Al A Gore y
Al's Manifesto
The Little Blue Pill Just The Facts
THMC announces The Facts, a rebuttal to Second Hand Smoke Nannies
The Little Blue Pill What Were They Smoking?
It's not easy finding a jury this stupid
The Little Blue Pill Porky's
A fat guy looks at the fat acceptance movement
The Little Blue Pill Absolute Non-scents
Something stinks in Halifax
The Little Blue Pill Twit of The Month
At last, an effective solution to the Usenet twit infestation
The Little Blue Pill TOTM FAQ
The Twit Of The Month FAQ
The Little Blue Pill Corn Maquechoux
How to get your kids to eat vegetables by cooking them in butter and heavy cream
The Little Blue Pill See You, In C.U.B.A
The final word on Elian
The Little Blue Pill Taking a Napster
How to loose 300,000 fans in an instant
The Little Blue Pill Lightning Strikes
What, me worry?
The Little Blue Pill FrankenFUD
GM food? Relax, you're soaking in it!
The Little Blue Pill Things you Should Know, Volume III
We continue our commitment to make you even smarter
The Little Blue Pill Still Zevon, After All These Years
He's is still excitable
The Little Blue Pill Breaking Records
Pity the poor, poor record companies
The Little Blue Pill The Diallo Trial
A series of five articles featuring eyewitness reports of the events outside the courtroom, all told in the unmistakable Hittman style.
Jury Selection | The Trial Begins | The Prosecution Rests
The Defense Begins | The Verdict
The Little Blue Pill The New Racists
Don't you want somebody to hate. Don't you need somebody to hate....
The Little Blue Pill Fish and Chips
It seemed like a good idea.
The Little Blue Pill Skin Deep
Presidential predictions based on the way Americans really vote.
The Little Blue Pill Time for a Tea Party
Cheating on Tobacco Taxes - A How-To Manual

1999

The Little Blue Pill So Long, Charlie
Knowing when to quit is the final skill an artist needs to master.
The Little Blue Pill Hope Floats
What do we do with a dunked kid sailor?
The Little Blue Pill Personal Boycotts
How to save money by refusing to shop anywhere.
The Little Blue Pill Risky Business
There's nothing like a motorcycle ride to make you feel alive. Or so I'm told.
The Little Blue Pill I Am The Eggman
How does it feel to be, one of the beautiful, zygotes?
The Little Blue Pill Reform School
Jesse Ventura could be president, as long as he doesn't learn to keep his mouth shut.
The Little Blue Pill New Study Proves Smokers more Honest, Better at Math than Non-Smokers.
Why should Nannies be the only ones who get to spew junk science?
The Little Blue Pill D.A.R.E - Dave's Absolutely Realistic Education
D.A.R.E. doesn't work. Here's a program that does.
The Little Blue Pill Greetings from Kansas
Kansas boldly marches toward the 19th century.
The Little Blue Pill Pick Your Brain
In today's legal climate nothing is more profitable than stupidity.
The Little Blue Pill Flush Twice
Congress may give us permission to install working toilets again, but its too late to save my kitchen ceiling.
The Little Blue Pill Not the End of The World
Y2K won't result in any large disasters. Too bad.
The Little Blue Pill The Frog and Peach
Sometimes the best choice is not to choose at all.
The Little Blue Pill Good for Your Constitution
A flag burning amendment that should satisfy everyone.
The Little Blue Pill Please Bring Me a Flaming Phonebook.
Celebrate the (strange) moments of your life.
The Little Blue Pill Things You Should Know, Volume Two.
Why settle for a merely educating your brain when you can have it Smartenized®?
The Little Blue Pill 7 Words You Can Never Say On A Canoe Trip by Dan Akers
Michigan says "The first amendment? Fuck it."
The Little Blue Pill Will PETA Have the Last Laugh?
Animal Rights Activists are usually amusing. But don't laugh too hard.
The Little Blue Pill Cops Always Have the Best Marlboros
A modest proposal for the tobacco companies
The Little Blue Pill Life is Like a Box of Lawsuits
The author of a just-too-cute poem goes on a suing spree
The Little Blue Pill Telemarketers: Make My Day
Don't let phone salesmen ruin your day - ruin theirs instead. Step by step instructions for this fun and rewarding hobby
The Little Blue Pill Dr. Dave's Useless Advice
Fact free advice on cigars
The Little Blue Pill Roadrunner - We Suck Faster
Time Warner's ISP gives their customers the bird
The Little Blue Pill The Same Old Whine
Who needs a new cause when you can repackage old ones?
The Little Blue Pill Hey, I just Flew In, And I'm Your New Senator
Before New Yorkers debate Hillary Clinton's politics we need to ask a more important question: should she be representing us?
The Little Blue Pill The Only Way to Curb Teen Smoking
Kids smoke because it's cool. The harder you fight it the cooler it seems to them. But there are ways to make them toss their smokes away in disgust…
The Little Blue Pill Microsoft's Real Sin
Microsoft isn't just being punished for being successful. It's their arrogance that pisses off Uncle Sam
The Little Blue Pill Advice to Microsoft: Move
The trial is not going well for Microsoft. But there is an option Bill hasn't considered...
The Little Blue Pill Congress Plans to Levy Cliché Tax
You can be trite and unimaginative, but it's going to cost you.
The Little Blue Pill Nine Things Worth Knowing
A public service of THMC to help you wise up.

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