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A Simple Slogan

I have a very simple political campaign that can be used against Hillary by Obama. And, if the democrats are foolish enough to nominate her it can also be used by McCain with absolutely no changes.

When it’s time to elect a candidate (or a president), most Americans carefully consider the options, compare voting records, watch debates, compare policies, and then go to the booth and vote for the best looking candidate. (Here’s an article about that from the 2000 elections.)

With that in mind, I’d like to offer a simple slogan to anyone running against Hillary:

Creepy School

Don’t bother discussing health care, Iraq, taxes, fiscal policy, or anything else. It’s boring and most Americans don’t really understand any of it anyway. Just rely on those five words. Repeat them endlessly, and superimpose them over any of the hundreds of creepy Hillary photos that are readily available.

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Who needs thirty second TV spots? Buy three ten second spots for the same price. Have someone with a deep voice (I’ll work cheap) repeat the slogan and show just one of these photos. Leave it on the screen for the entire ten seconds. That will creep out everyone. It will send chills of revulsion down our spines. It will make us turn away in horror.

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If this strikes you as too mean, you could always take the LOL Cats approach:

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2 Comment(s)

  1. I Can Haz Prezidency? had me laughing so hard I was tearing up.

    Michael | Feb 25, 2008 | Reply

  2. Dear god that first picture can’t be real.

    Also, we have to get together. It’s been too long.

    Johnny Virgil | Feb 29, 2008 | Reply

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