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By Dave Hitt on May 20, 2010 in Cigars, Featured, Religion | 0 Comments
Today is “Everybody Draw Mohamed Day,” a response to the evil imbeciles who insist their rights are being violated when anyone criticizes their idiotic superstitions, and who get upset, to the point of rioting, when anyone pictures their founding asshole. I thought of doing something obscene, but this should be fun, not cruel, so I [...]
By Dave Hitt on Sep 11, 2009 in Cigars, Featured, Writing | 4 Comments
Jefferson picked up the intact motorcycle and examined it in the moonlight. “This is great! I wonder where that dirtball got a hold of this beauty. Check this out, Catherine, it’s a 1957 Harley 74 Panhead with a Fat Bob gas tank. What a great crotch rocket.” TNT’s show “Leverage” features some great characters and [...]
By Dave Hitt on Mar 11, 2009 in Big Brother, Cigars, Featured, Politics, Yeah - That'll Work | 8 Comments
I meant to post about this when it happened a couple of weeks ago. Today I was reminded about it by a catalog from JR Cigars, announcing the 54% tax increase on cigars. Obama promised none of his tax increases would hit the poor or middle class. He lied. Surprise surprise. SCHIP was originally intended [...]
By Dave Hitt on Jan 17, 2009 in Amusing, Cigars, Featured | 1 Comment
Action on Smoking and Health is one the most vile anti-smoker organization out there. They sell kits to help nannies get smokers kicked out of their homes and make custody battles more contentious. They do this with a site almost as ugly as their black, shriveled souls. Last week they made the rookie mistake of [...]
By Dave Hitt on Oct 5, 2008 in Cigars, Politics | 0 Comments
A friend just sent me two boxes of cigars and a link to this article. The cigars were Comachos and Hoyo de Monterrey Excaliburs. He also included a limited edition CAO thrown in for good measure. The article breaks down the likely real cost of the bailout. It includes multi-billion dollar handouts to private companies [...]
By Dave Hitt on Nov 1, 2007 in Cigars, Nanny Nation | 6 Comments
The Great American Smokeout is November 16th, and we’re making plans to participate. I’ll be getting together with several cigar smoking buddies and we’ll smoke…out. We’ll start with a round of cigars, filling the air with thick tobacco smoke and light conversation. Then we’ll all have a very nice, very unhealthy dinner, followed by even [...]
By Dave Hitt on Sep 27, 2007 in Cigars | 6 Comments
This is such a simple way to improve your cigars enjoyment I’m surprised more herfers aren’t aware of it. When you clip your cigar, remove less of the cap than you usually do. Then, when the stogie is somewhere between 1/2 and 2/3s finished, clip it again, taking off an 1/8 of an inch or [...]
