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How To Fix The Economy »

How to fix the Economy George Bush really, really, really wanted to attack Iraq.  Fortunately for him 9/11 gave him an excuse to ramp up the “war on terror” and go marching in, guns blazing.  The situation gave him the “reason” to do what he wanted to do anyway. Democrats really, really, really like screwing […]

It’s Over »

Finally.  Eight years of incompetence, chicanery, deception, tyranny, and complete disregard for the constitution is finally behind us.  We have awakened from that long, dark nightmare to find ourselves in a warm, soothing bath. In a pot. On the stove.

MLK – The Secret Hair-Do »

I stopped by Hulu for another dose of Babylon 5, and found this on their front page: I never knew MLK once sported a huge, fluffy afro.  But it works for him.

ASHoles site Redecorated »

Action on Smoking and Health is one the most vile anti-smoker organization out there.  They sell kits to help nannies get smokers kicked out of their homes and make custody battles more contentious. They do this with a site almost as ugly as their black, shriveled souls. Last week they made the rookie mistake of […]

Missing the Obvious »

A few days ago I went in for a medical examination, where the doctor boldly goes where no one has gone before.   Prepping consisted of stripping down to nothing but a flimsy hospital gown, lying under a flimsy blanket and getting an IV. The nurse bringing me from the prep room to the examination room […]

Congratulations to Scott Sigler on becoming a NYT Best Seller Author »

Last summer two of the best parties at DragonCon were thrown by Podiobooks.com, one on Friday night, one on Saturday. It featured an open bar (donations accepted). At one point Scott Sigler was behind the bar and he poured me a beer. I said, “Someday when you’re a bestselling New York Times author I can […]

Farewell, Donald Westlake »

Last week Donald Westlake, America’s best novelist, died at the age of 75. His 100+ novels, all written on manual typewriters, covered different genres. Sometimes he used different writing styles. He wrote some fantasy and science fiction, but many of his books fell into two categories: small time crooks tangling with big time crooks, and […]