Quick Hitts

What’s the best thing to do if you think rainbows are caused by polution in the air and water? Why, put a video on YouTube, of course. It’s a Conspiracy, I tell you. A Conspiracy! Found here.

When Elvis was alive there were only a few professional Elvis impersonators. A few years after his death there were hundreds, then thousands. The old joke was that if the trend continued, by the turn of the century we would all be Elvis. Old jokes never die. They often become reborn as alarmist “facts” and/or […]

Mace Hutchison, 16, evidently fell off a bridge. As he laid there with a broken back, the cops tazed him nineteen times. Nineteen! What are the odds they’ll be punished for thier assualt? Pretty slim. Hell, they might even get an award! Too bad he didn’t have a car, they could have stolen that too. […]

The idea of letting your kids run around the neighborhood and be kids has fallen out of fashion. Parents are expected to helicopter over their larvae every waking minute. They’re expected to have them participate in games where no one keeps score and everyone gets a trophy. Those kids are now coming into the workplace […]

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Ahhhhhnold has been a pretty decent govinator, but a few days ago he stepped into the nanny role when he singed a bill that makes it illegal to sell prepared food that contains trans fat. Trans-fat is, of course, The Next Big Scary Thing That Will Kill Us All. And while warning people about it, […]

A friend who sends me lots of blog fodder frequently sends e-mails with the title “The Messiah Lord Obama.” They are full of cartoons and stories about Holy Saviour status most of the media has bestowed on upon him. Today’s was the best one yet. And it came to pass, in the eighth year of […]