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Military Votes? What Military Votes? »

In the last election the Democrats sent out guidelines on how to void military absentee votes before even opening them. Solders in the field often get their ballots after the election is over, or so close to the election date it was impossible for them to return the ballot in time. The Pentagon is quite […]

The EPA: All Your Motors Are Belong To Us »

The EPA isn’t satisfied with applying ridiculous, expensive regulation on the sectors they already infest. Now they want to regulate pretty much everything else. They just released a 564 page document that lays out their plan to get their claws into every sector of everything, all the time. (Note: The link loads a ridiculously large […]

Reading a Book = Harassment »

Keith John Sampson, a communication-studies senior at Purdue who supplements his income by working there as a janitor, was reading a history book (which is also in the school’s library) during a break. “Notre Dame vs. the Klan” details the story of how Notre Dame students physically attacked the KKK and literally ran them out […]

Hiding From The Government – FAIL »

Ask any number of police officers and government officials – a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand – to list what they fear the most. I guarantee that not a single one of them would list “A man covered in barbecue sauce.“

Catholics go Cuckoo for Crackers »

Most of us associate religious whack-jobbery with Christian and Muslim fundies. At first glance it may appear that mainstream Christian denominations have grown up a bit, and are not quite as goofy as the fringes. A mass of wacky catholics have stepped up to correct that misconception. Webster Cook, a student at University of Central […]

Hillary will Endorse Obama – For Ten Million Dollars »

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Hillary has told Obama she just won’t have time to campaign for him unless he helps pay off her $10 Million campaign debt. She’ll also need a private jet to get around. Obama wrote her a personal check for the maximum allowed contribution: $2,300. Now she wants him […]

Dr. Horrible »

My first reaction when I saw this clip was “Meh.” Then I saw it was a Joss Whedon Project. Which means I want to catch every moment of it. Note to the Unsmartenized: Joss is the creator of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Firefly/Serenity. Note to those who still don’t know what I’m taking about: […]