My plan is to die celebrating my 100th birthday. The two women I’m in bed with will be so upset they’ll drop out of college for a semester. 2 weeks ago
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When my daughter graduates from dental hygiene school I'm going to give her a little plaque. 2010-07-24
Every clerk in the store was drooling profusely. That's the last time I shop at the Salivation Army. 2010-07-24
Nice. I got an e-mail today from a company that buys up old junk computers.
Best company name ever: ITScrap.com
Johnny Virgil | Oct 16, 2007 | Reply