When my daughter graduates from dental hygiene school I'm going to give her a little plaque. 6 days ago
Every clerk in the store was drooling profusely. That's the last time I shop at the Salivation Army. 6 days ago
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, cool! Crap, crap, crap,crap, crap,crap, crap,crap, crappy crap, crap, Cool!. - Shopping at the Salvation Army. 1 week ago
Piping Plovers plunging into petroleum pools, precipitously perishing,preserve property prices. Please, Plovers, plummet posthaste! 2 weeks ago
I'll be leaving NY to visit Texas next week, which will raise the average IQ of both places. 2 weeks ago
I just received an e-mail from The National Mining Association asking me to oppose Cap&Tax. It was addressed "Dear Null." I feel so special. 2 weeks ago
We must warn everyone stealth (ninja?) Jews set off an H bomb for 911. http://tinyurl.com/ged36 Warning: may make your eyeballs asplode. 3 weeks ago
Nice. I got an e-mail today from a company that buys up old junk computers.
Best company name ever: ITScrap.com
Johnny Virgil | Oct 16, 2007 | Reply