Category: Politics

A Keyboard for Progressives »

PC PC Peripherals is proud to announce their new keyboard. It’s specially designed to withstand the rigors of lefty facebooking, tweeting and blogging. For years our friends have have to replace keyboards with worn out R, A, C, I, S and T keys. Their 1 key wears out even faster, from typing so many exclamation […]

Move To Somalia »

When someone says “Move To Somalia” don’t waste your time replying to them. Just send them this link and move on.

Liberals, The Recent Anti-Gay Laws Are Your Fault »

Everyone on the left is appalled at states passing anti-gay legislation. And you’re right, it is appalling and evil. And it is entirely your fault. When a very few bakers and photographers said they wouldn’t service a gay wedding, you could have responded without force. You could have spread bad publicity and organized a boycott. You’d […]

Net Neutrality Passed. Congratulations, Idiots »

Congratulations to those who clamored for Net Neutrality. You’ve helped hand control of the internet to a federal agency that, just a few years ago, went absolutely batshit over TV showing less than a second of a forty-five-year-old nipple. Gee, if you only had the foresight to do that in 1995, today we’d have a much smaller, cleaner internet that we’d be accessing with 100k baud dial-up modems.

Cameras On Cops Won’t Change Anything. Here’s Something That Could. »

For the past couple of years I’ve been obsessed with stories of cops murdering and maiming citizens and never being held accountable for it. The scenarios are always the same, and have happened literally thousands of times: A cop maims or murders a citizen who was doing nothing wrong, or perhaps suspected of some minor […]

Michael Bloomberg Goes To Heaven »

I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.   – Michael Bloomberg   Michael Bloomberg died and approached the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looked up from a thick […]

Wrong Thinking People Should Not Be Employed »

I’m a strong supporter of gay rights. No, scratch that, I’m a strong supporter of human rights, and last I checked, gay people are human. I’m also certain that 90% of the problems in the world are caused by people who won’t mind their own damn business. How someone amuses themselves with their genitals is […]