Jews Cause Global Warming

No matter what the problem is, sooner or later someone will Blame The Jews. In yet another example why it’s so difficult to write satire in this world, a group calling themselves “Green Hanukkah” is calling on Jews to combat global warming by lighting one less Hanukkah candle. Each unburned candle will save a whopping fifteen grams of CO2.

The founder of “Green Hanukkah” says, “”the campaign calls for Jews around the world to save the last candle and save the planet, so we won’t need another miracle.”

Over the yeas I’ve heard several Jewish friends admit that Hanukkah is so dull they usually make it to the forth or fifth day before they say “screw it” and stop bothering with the ritual. Little did they know they were saving the world.

3 Comment(s)

  1. that is very close to the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. It’s worthy of the onion for god’s sake.

    johnny virgil | Dec 13, 2007 | Reply

  2. Let’s lynch the Aroma Therapy pushers. Who’s with me?

    Parrot | Dec 13, 2007 | Reply

  3. I’m with you, unless when you say “aroma therapy” you mean something from CAO or Cohiba

    Neil Russell | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply

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