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Name that Stain

vmWhat does this stain on a griddle look like to you?  It could be the famous praying hands painting.  Tilted sideways it could be the space shuttle.  Upside down, a jellyfish.  For the perverse, a butt plug.  But no, it’s the Virgin Mary.   Why?  Because it’s always either the Virgin Mary or Jesus.  If it looks like an oval with a base it’s got to be the Virgin Mary.  It’s never an egg on a stand or Golda Myer or Katherine Zeta Jones, it’s always the grand old VM.  If it looks anything like a male with a beard it’s always Jesus H. Christ, never  John Lennon or Karl Marx or one of the guys from ZZ Top.

And when one of these imagined images appears, it’s usually followed by faithful mouth-breathers showing up in droves to honor it.

Shortly after this story hit the wires, another one about JHC appearing on a cheese melt appeared.  What a friend we have in cheeses.

Believers, us non-believers really try to view you as good, decent folks who are wrong about one thing.  We try to avoid stereotyping you as mindless goobers.  We really do.  But when we see stories like this week after week after week, it’s not easy.  So knock it off, and grow up already.

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4 Comment(s)

  1. the cheese toast looks like geddy lee.

    Johnny V | May 18, 2009 | Reply

  2. When I look at that cheese melt I see Charles Manson. Mabye it’s fortelling the second coming of a convicted serial killer.

    Jack | May 19, 2009 | Reply

  3. I think I can top that:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

    Family see Jesus image in Marmite.

    Rufus | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  4. Yup. Even befor i read it, i saw a butt plug.
    Probably the corrupting influence of all that gay marriage.

    Ciaran | Jun 28, 2009 | Reply

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