My plan is to die celebrating my 100th birthday. The two women I’m in bed with will be so upset they’ll drop out of college for a semester. 2 weeks ago
Getting economic information from Krugman = getting political information from Chomsky. It allows you to make stupid arguments eloquently. 3 weeks ago
Sham-poo is great for washing your hair. Real-poo is not. Linguistics is hard. 3 weeks ago
When my daughter graduates from dental hygiene school I'm going to give her a little plaque. 2010-07-24
Every clerk in the store was drooling profusely. That's the last time I shop at the Salivation Army. 2010-07-24
This guy’s great. Funny and great. He needs to be on Jon Stewart.
Debbie | May 28, 2010 | Reply
Every Muslim in the world should be required to listen to this lecture before embarking on the study of the Qur’an.
The Old Wolf | Jul 26, 2010 | Reply