A friend, who has one of the funniest blogs on the internet, sent me a link to a story about PETA that was too disgusting to even consider writing about. So I considered it. And he considered it. We wrote back and forth about how disgusting it was. It was like a contest between adolescent boys daring each other to eat some unidentifiable fuzzy green thing found in the back of the fridge.

He won. I think. You can find it here. NSFW.

Here’s on old story I did about them back in ‘99, which is SFW.

Will they ever stop entertaining us with their stupidity?