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Archive for May, 2009

New York Continues it’s Crapification Program »

In an effort to make New York an even crappier place to live, State Troopers are infesting the landscape everywhere, helping to fund the bankrupt and corrupt state by handing out tickets for the most minor of offenses.  Earlier this week I was given a ticket for driving without a seat belt.  I was driving […]

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Soaking The Rich makes them Move to Drier Climates »

When Maryland raised their already high top tax rates the Governor said they’d be “willing and able to pay their fair share.”  Able? Probably.  Willing?  Not so much. The year before before the tax hike about 3,000 residents had incomes of a million dollars or more.  A year later, that number had dropped by 1/3, […]

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Name that Stain »

What does this stain on a griddle look like to you?  It could be the famous praying hands painting.  Tilted sideways it could be the space shuttle.  Upside down, a jellyfish.  For the perverse, a butt plug.  But no, it’s the Virgin Mary.   Why?  Because it’s always either the Virgin Mary or Jesus.  If it […]

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Modern Math »

Math Tests Through the Decades, Copied verbatim from Chicken Hammer: 1950s — A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ? 1960s — A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, […]

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Miss America on Opposite Marriage »

Although Ms Dumbass’s opinion is ignorant, all the controversy around this is a good example of the left getting way out of line with Custom Manufactured Outrage.  First they create the monster.  Then the faithful grab pitchforks to storm the castle, inspired by their own smug righteous indignation. The whole thing was a setup from […]

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A Pictorial Argument Against Universal Health Care »

Lefties get very annoyed when their opponents refer to Universal Health Care as Socialized Medicine.  This is because it is socialized medicine and the word “socialism” carries a well deserved stigma. In such discussions I like to ask the question: “Do you really want your health care to have the safety of Amtrack, the budgeting […]

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Michael Moore – Asshole or Douche Bag? »

Morewatch is one of the most popular anti-Moore sites on the net.  A few years ago the wife of one of the guys who runs it got very sick, and didn’t have insurance.  They announced they were going to have to shut it down.  But then an anonymous check arrived for $12,000, allowing the proprietor […]

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