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By Dave Hitt on Jun 10, 2009 in Poker | 1 Comment
It was late and I was tired. I wanted to play some poker. But playing when you’re tired can be very expensive, so I opted for the cheapest games I could find. I registered for two $1 Sit and Go’s, figuring I’d get $2.50 worth of entertainment out of them. I put Pandora on my […]
By Dave Hitt on Jun 3, 2009 in Bad Business, Big Brother, Political Correctness, Politics | 3 Comments
Several people sent me this article by Michael Moore. Once again he proves that he’s not just a genus, he’s a Super Genius, on a par with Wile E. Coyote. He starts out expressing nearly orgasmic joy at the failure of GM. He pretends he’s not really all that happy, but we can practically hear […]
By Dave Hitt on May 30, 2009 in Police State, Politics | 2 Comments
In an effort to make New York an even crappier place to live, State Troopers are infesting the landscape everywhere, helping to fund the bankrupt and corrupt state by handing out tickets for the most minor of offenses. Earlier this week I was given a ticket for driving without a seat belt. I was driving […]
By Dave Hitt on May 27, 2009 in Politics | 0 Comments
When Maryland raised their already high top tax rates the Governor said they’d be “willing and able to pay their fair share.” Able? Probably. Willing? Not so much. The year before before the tax hike about 3,000 residents had incomes of a million dollars or more. A year later, that number had dropped by 1/3, […]
By Dave Hitt on May 18, 2009 in Things Atheists Didn't Do | 4 Comments
What does this stain on a griddle look like to you? It could be the famous praying hands painting. Tilted sideways it could be the space shuttle. Upside down, a jellyfish. For the perverse, a butt plug. But no, it’s the Virgin Mary.  Why? Because it’s always either the Virgin Mary or Jesus. If it […]
By Dave Hitt on May 13, 2009 in Amusing, Political Correctness | 0 Comments
Math Tests Through the Decades, Copied verbatim from Chicken Hammer: 1950s — A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ? 1960s — A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, […]
By Dave Hitt on May 13, 2009 in Political Correctness, Pop Culture | 1 Comment
Although Ms Dumbass’s opinion is ignorant, all the controversy around this is a good example of the left getting way out of line with Custom Manufactured Outrage. First they create the monster. Then the faithful grab pitchforks to storm the castle, inspired by their own smug righteous indignation. The whole thing was a setup from […]