• If we don't get into a war with Iraq, Halliburton's CEO will have to settle for gold lug nuts on his Ferrari, instead of platinum he needs. 2012-01-14
• Is that the $79 suit, or the free suit that came with the $79 suit? 2012-01-11
• Newt always thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. When he's with his followers, he's right. 2011-12-17
• One of my kids dyed her hair deep purple, and when we looked in the sink there was smoke on the water. 2011-12-05
• The phrase "Land of The Free" is an anachronism. 2011-11-28
• If I never hear "Santa Baby", ever again in my lifetime, that's soon enough for me. 2011-11-26
• I just deleted The Walking Dead from my DVR schedule. I liked the first season, but the second is like watching people run from a glacier. 2011-11-23
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