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Food Fit for A Comrade

The party who wants to tell you how to live every facet of your life (as opposed to the other party who wants to tell you how to live every other facet of your life) has published their guidelines for catering at the national convention.

Fried food is prohibited. No fried anything. They’re promoting healthy eating habits, you see. Not only that, but their food must represent racial harmony. Seriously, the say every meal should include “”at least three of the following colors: red, green, yellow, purple/blue and white.”

What, no demand for brown? Racists!

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4 Comment(s)

  1. That’s awesome.

    Michael | Jun 27, 2008 | Reply

  2. I say the republicans should have freshly killed bison and caribou for their meal plan. Maybe they should have Ted Nugent do the hunting…..

    I wonder if this is a sign of laws to come if B.H.O gets into office.

    Tom | Jun 28, 2008 | Reply

  3. But the Nudge hunts with a bow and arrow. . .

    Hittman | Jun 29, 2008 | Reply

  4. They’re also wind-powered, and composting and recycling like MAD. Which, y’know, I’m all for (who can argue with *compost*?), unless you’re being eco-friendly just to look good.

    Alex Szatmary | Jun 29, 2008 | Reply

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