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I Wish Them an Eternity of Torture

When someone truly evil dies it’s disappointing to know hell isn’t real. It would be satisfying to believe people like Saddam Hussein and Jerry Falwell are being roasted and tortured for eternity.

Alas, there is no evidence for that. But I believe there is a chance, just a slight one, that the universe can react to inexplicable evil. If something is wrong enough, vile enough, evil enough, and most importantly creates a profoundly profane perversion of something perfect and sacred, it will create enough stress in time and space that they very fabric of reality will tear open, creating, for a moment, a rift where everyone involved with the blasphemy will be sent to experience the most excruciating physical and emotional anguish any being can experience, until the last of the stars burn out.

I’m speaking, of course, of everyone involved with this.

 

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  1. Totally agree with you. I remember discovering The Stooges when I was young and watching it with my dad and brother. We loved it and could never understand why my mother and sister didn’t get the same joy out of it.

    This new movie is an abomination. It seems that Hollywood is determined to destroy everything I enjoyed in my childhood.

    John | Apr 6, 2012 | Reply

  2. It would have been slightly better as an HBO series like The Wire or Game Of Thrones. That way there would be sex and bare breasts to occasionally distract from the suckness of it.

    On a serious note. I really enjoy your writing, Dave, and look forward to much more.

    Cheers,
    Bennett

    Bennett | Apr 6, 2012 | Reply

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