More Things Atheists Didn’t Do

A Muslum man murdered his 17 year old daughter for talking to a boy.  He’s proud of it, and wishes he had killed her when she was born.  His brothers helped, and because his society approves of such actions, he is a free man who hasn’t been charged with any crime.  The police congratulated him for his actions.  As a father to daughters, I find it nearly impossible to fathom such hatred of women in general, and your own flesh and blood in particular.

Converting to Islam is no protection against violence either.  It can get your whole family murdered.

Nor do you have to be in an Islamist hell-hole country to be stoned to death for being gay.  It happened in Pennsylvania.

Religion would be a lot more tolerable of there were more pastors with a sense of humor like this. Thank God for: Mighty Machines, GM performance technology, Sunoco racing fuel, Goodyear tires, a smokin’ hot wife, and a great track.

Twenty-six men committed suicide after being raped by the same Catholic priest.  The bishop said that in the past it had not always been clear to everyone what was appropriate and inappropriate behavior.  So the church, this bastion of morality, this touchstone of what is right and wrong, this institution that has had two thousand years to figure things out, didn’t quite understand that fucking children was immoral.

Too bad God didn’t have a twenty.

Louis Farrakhan liked Moammar Gaddafi, and predicted we’d experience a huge earthquake unless we started being nice to him.  Surprisingly, his prediction didn’t come true.

The church needs a new parking lot, so if you fail to give your entire tax refund this pastor will refuse to give you communion.  Those crackers taste like crap anyway.

When a 15-year-old girl was raped by a 51-year-old, her Trinity Baptist Church forced her to confess in front of the congregation, then shipped her out of state so the police couldn’t find her.

Is there anything Muslims won’t riot over? They rioted over underwear they thought pictured a mosque.  It was actually a cathedral, but hey, at least they got to hurt some people.

God has finally figured out what goes on at Jesus Camps, and has taken appropriate action.

This American Muslim, who methodically murdered his entire family, was sorry.  Not for the murders, oh no, his god loves that shit.  He was sorry that he ran out of bullets.

In Tennesee, the pastor of  Grace Fellowship Church physically attacked a gay couple who tried to enter his church.  The congregation did nothing to stop the attack, and the police initially refused to let the couple press charges.  The instigatior of the attack was one of the gay men’s father.

3 Comment(s)

  1. ” An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

    Eur van Andel | Dec 7, 2011 | Reply

  2. I’ve developed a hypothesis regarding why Muslim males are the way they are. Muslim men are boys who never grew up. A few bullet points supporting my idea:

    1) They seem to have that “girls are icky” mentality a 6-year-old boy has. They want their treehouses…err..sorry..MOSQUES to themselves. They don’t want women to be in any position to challenge them at all. Countries like Saudi Arabia are populated a ruled by, essentially, sexually-mature “Little Rascals.” They might as well rename all their mosques to “The He-Man Woman Haters’ Club”

    2) They insist on not being held responsible for their actions. If a woman gets raped, it’s her fault. It reminds me of when a schoolyard bully beats another child with his/her own arm, saying “stop hitting yourself! why are you hitting yourself!” Or how about when one child calls another a name, and that child punches the first? When punished, the second child demands to be exempt, claiming “but he made me do it!”

    Obviously this doesn’t apply to all muslim men, but only to those who take their religion seriously.

    Brian | Dec 8, 2011 | Reply

  3. Is it just me, or does muslim culture mirror a what a society run by pre-pubescent boys would look like? Seriously, I’m sure all of us guys had that “girls are icky” phase when we were 7 or 8, but the middle east seems to be a place where that mentality actually runs an entire culture. It’s like if you took the body of a grown man and inserted the brain of a child, so you’d have a situation where the man still thought women were gross, but couldn’t help but physically become aroused. All that rage directed at women. It’s like these countries like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria, etc. are all run by little boys who never grew up.

    Brian | Jan 21, 2012 | Reply

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